England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
“Where’s that —— dog?” he cried.
“Don’t you talk like that aboard my ship. Where’s your manners?” cried
the skipper hotly.
“—— the manners!” said the mate, with tears in his eyes. “Where’s that
dog’s manners? He’s eaten all that steak.”
Before the other could reply, the scuttle over the cabin was drawn, and
the radiant face of Mrs. Bunker appeared at the opening.
“I can smell breakfast,” she said archly.
“No wonder, with that dog so close,” said Bill grimly. Mrs. Bunker
looked at the captain for an explanation.
“He’s ate it,” said that gentleman briefly. “A pound and a ’arf o’ the
best rump steak in Wapping.”
“Never mind,” said Mrs. Bunker sweetly, “cook some more. I can wait.”
“Cook some more,” said the skipper to the mate, who still lingered.
“I’ll cook some bloaters. That’s all we’ve got now,” replied the mate
sulkily.
“It’s a lovely morning,” said Mrs. Bunker, as the mate retired, “the
air is so fresh. I expect that’s what has made Rover so hungry. He
isn’t a greedy dog. Not at all.”
“Very likely,” said Codd, as the dog rose, and, after sniffing the air,
gently wagged his tail and trotted forward. “Where’s he off to now?”
“He can smell the bloaters, I expect,” said Mrs. Bunker, laughing.
“It’s wonderful what intelligence he’s got. Come here, Rover!”
“Bill!” cried the skipper warningly, as the dog continued on his way.
“Look out! He’s coming!”
“Call him off!” yelled the mate anxiously. “Call him off!”
Mrs. Bunker ran up, and, seizing her chaperon by the collar, hauled him
away.
“It’s the sea air,” said she apologetically; “and he’s been on short
commons lately, because he’s not been well. Keep still, Rover!”
“Keep still, Rover!” said the skipper, with an air of command.
Under this joint control the dog sat down, his tongue lolling out, and
his eyes fixed on the fo’c’sle until the breakfast was spread. The
appearance of the mate with a dish of steaming fish excited him again,
and being chidden by his mistress, he sat down sulkily in the skipper’s
place, until pushed off by its indignant owner.
“Soft roe, Bill?” inquired the skipper courteously, after he had served
his passenger.
“That’s not my plate,” said the mate pointedly, as the skipper helped
him.
“Oh! I wasn’t noticing,” said the other, reddening.
“I was, though,” said the mate rudely. “I thought you’d do that. I was
waiting for it. I’m not going to eat after animals, if you are.”
The skipper coughed, and, after effecting the desired exchange,
proceeded with his breakfast in sombre silence.
The barge was slipping at an easy pace through the water, the sun was
bright, and the air cool, and everything pleasant and comfortable,
until the chaperon, who had been repeatedly pushed away, broke through
the charmed circle which surrounded the food and seized a fish. In the
confusion which ensued he fell foul of the tea-kettle, and, dropping
his prey, bit the skipper frantically, until driven off by his
mistress.
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