England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
He turned his back on them and walked off to the galley, from which,
with a view of giving them an object-lesson of an entertaining kind, he
presently emerged with a small sack of potatoes, which he slung from
the boom and used as a punching ball, dealing blows which made the
master of the _Frolic_ sick with apprehension.
“It’s no good,” he said to the mate; “kindness is thrown away on that
man.”
“Well, if he hits one, he’s got to hit the lot,” said the mate. “We’ll
all stand by you.”
“I can’t always have the crew follering me about,” said the skipper
dejectedly. “No, he’ll wait his opportunity, and, after he’s broke my
head, he’ll go ’ome and break up my wife’s ’art.”
“She won’t break ’er ’art,” said the mate confidently. “She and you’ll
have a rough time of it; p’raps it would be better for you if she did
break it a bit, but she’s not that sort of woman. Well, those of us as
live longest’ll see the most.”
For the remainder of that day the cook maintained a sort of unnatural
calm. The _Frolic_ rose and fell on the seas like a cork, and the
“Bruiser” took short unpremeditated little runs about the deck, which
aggravated him exceedingly. Between the runs he folded his arms on the
side, and languidly cursed the sea and all that belonged to it; and
finally, having lost all desire for food himself, went below and turned
in.
He stayed in his bunk the whole of the next day and night, awaking
early the following morning to the pleasant fact that the motion had
ceased, and that the sides and floor of the fo’c’sle were in the places
where people of regular habits would expect to find them. The other
bunks were empty, and, after a toilet hastened by a yearning for
nourishment, he ran up on deck.
Day had just broken, and he found to his surprise that the voyage was
over, and the schooner in a small harbour, lying alongside a stone
quay. A few unloaded trucks stood on a railway line which ran from the
harbour to the town clustered behind it, but there was no sign of work
or life; the good people of the place evidently being comfortably in
their beds, and in no hurry to quit them.
The “Bruiser,” with a happy smile on his face, surveyed the scene,
sniffing with joy the smell of the land as it came fresh and sweet from
the hills at the back of the town. There was only one thing wanting to
complete his happiness—the skipper.
“Where’s the cap’n?” he demanded of Dowse, who was methodically coiling
a line.
“Just gone ’ome,” replied Dowse shortly.
In a great hurry the “Bruiser” sprang on to the side and stepped
ashore, glancing keenly in every direction for his prey. There was no
sign of it, and he ran a little way up the road until he saw the
approaching figure of a man, from whom he hoped to obtain information.
Then, happening to look back, he saw the masts of the schooner gliding
by the quay, and, retracing his steps a little, perceived, to his
intense surprise, the figure of the skipper standing by the wheel.
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