England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
With the exception of the mate, who, since the lamented disappearance
of its late master and owner, was acting as captain, the deck was as
deserted as the wharf. He was smoking an evening pipe in all the pride
of a first command, his eye roving fondly from the blunt bows and
untidy deck of his craft to her clumsy stern, when a slight cough from
the man above attracted his attention.
“How do, George?” said the man on the jetty, somewhat sheepishly, as
the other looked up.
The mate opened his mouth, and his pipe fell from it and smashed to
pieces unnoticed.
“Got much stuff in her this trip?” continued the man, with an obvious
attempt to appear at ease.
“The mate, still looking up, backed slowly to the other side of the
deck, but made no reply.
“What’s the matter, man?” said the other testily. “You don’t seem
overpleased to see me.”
He leaned over as he spoke, and, laying hold of the rigging, descended
to the deck, while the mate took his breath in short, exhilarating
gasps.
“Here I am, George,” said the intruder, “turned up like a bad penny,
an’ glad to see your handsome face again, I can tell you.”
In response to this flattering remark George gurgled.
“Why,” said the other, with an uneasy laugh, “did you think I was dead,
George? Ha, ha! Feel that!”
He fetched the horrified man a thump in the back, which stopped even
his gurgles.
“That feel like a dead man?” asked the smiter, raising his hand again.
“Feel”—
The mate moved back hastily. “That’ll do,” said he fiercely; “ghost or
no ghost, don’t you hit me like that again.”
“A’ right, George,” said the other, as he meditatively felt the stiff
grey whiskers which framed his red face. “What’s the news?”
“The news,” said George, who was of slow habits and speech, “is that
you was found last Tuesday week off St. Katherine’s Stairs, you was sat
on a Friday week at the Town o’ Ramsgate public-house, and buried on
Monday afternoon at Lowestoft.”
“Buried?” gasped the other, “sat on? You’ve been drinking, George.”
“An’ a pretty penny your funeral cost, I can tell you,” continued the
mate. “There’s a headstone being made now—‘Lived lamented and died
respected,’ I think it is, with ‘Not lost, but gone before,’ at the
bottom.”
“Lived respected and died lamented, you mean,” growled the old man;
“well, a nice muddle you have made of it between you. Things always go
wrong when I’m not here to look after them.”
“You ain’t dead, then?” said the mate, taking no notice of this
unreasonable remark. “Where’ve you been all this long time?”
“No more than you’re master o’ this ’ere ship,” replied Mr. Harbolt
grimly. “I—I’ve been a bit queer in the stomach, an’ I took a little
drink to correct it. Foolish like, I took the wrong drink, and it must
have got into my head.”
“That’s the worst of not being used to it,” said the mate, without
moving a muscle.
The skipper eyed him solemnly, but the mate stood firm.
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