England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
“You disappear!” concluded Pepper triumphantly; “and, of course,
believing her first husband is alive, she has to leave me. She’s a very
particular woman; and, besides that, I’d take care to let the
neighbours know. I’m happy, you’re happy, and, if she’s not happy, why,
she don’t deserve to be.”
“I’ll think it over,” said Crippen, “and write and let you know.”
“Make up your mind now,” urged Pepper, reaching over and patting him
encouragingly upon the shoulder. “If you promise to do it, the thing’s
as good as done. Lord! I think I see you now, coming in at that door
and surprising her. Talk about acting!”
“Is she what you’d call a good-looking woman?” inquired Crippen.
“Very handsome!” said Pepper, looking out of the window.
“I couldn’t do it!” said the captain. “It wouldn’t be right and fair to
her.”
“I don’t see that!” said Pepper. “I never ought to have married her
without being certain her first was dead. It ain’t right, Crippen; say
what you like, it ain’t right!”
“If you put it that way,” said the captain hesitatingly.
“Have some more gin,” said the artful pilot.
The captain had some more, and, what with flattery and gin, combined
with the pleadings of his friend, began to consider the affair more
favourably. Pepper stuck to his guns, and used them so well that when
the captain saw him off that evening he was pledged up to the hilt to
come down to Sunset Bay and personate the late Captain Budd on the
following Thursday.
The ex-pilot passed the intervening days in a sort of trance, from
which he only emerged to take nourishment, or answer the scoldings of
his wife. On the eventful Thursday, however, his mood changed, and he
went about in such a state of suppressed excitement that he could
scarcely keep still.
“Lor’ bless me!” snapped Mrs. Pepper, as he slowly perambulated the
parlour that afternoon. “What ails the man? Can’t you keep still for
five minutes?”
The ex-pilot stopped and eyed her solemnly, but, ere he could reply,
his heart gave a great bound, for, from behind the geraniums which
filled the window, he saw the face of Captain Crippen slowly rise and
peer cautiously into the room. Before his wife could follow the
direction of her husband’s eyes it had disappeared.
“Somebody looking in at the window,” said Pepper, with forced calmness,
in reply to his wife’s eyebrows.
“Like their impudence!” said the unconscious woman, resuming her
knitting, while her husband waited in vain for the captain to enter.
He waited some time, and then, half dead with excitement, sat down, and
with shaking fingers lit his pipe. As he looked up the stalwart figure
of the captain passed the window. During the next twenty minutes it
passed seven times, and Pepper, coming to the not unnatural conclusion
that his friend intended to pass the afternoon in the same unprofitable
fashion, resolved to force his hand.
“Must be a tramp,” he said aloud.
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