American fiction -- 19th century; London (England) -- Fiction
Adele halted momentarily, and surveyed his composed, swarthy countenance
with lifted brows. “So you saw all along that _I_ knew!” she exclaimed,
in honest surprise.
“How could I have imagined that so clumsy a performance as mine would
deceive so clever a young woman?” he rejoined, with a sprightly bow.
“Oh, you did it awfully well,” she assured him, complacently. “But tell
me, did Archie suspect that _I_ knew?”
“I have been intimate with Archie from the cradle,” said David, “but I
am still very shy about forming opinions as to his mental processes.
In this case, however, I think it is safe to say he didn’t suspect--and
still doesn’t suspect.”
“Poor old Archie,” mused Adele, with a ripening smile. “I knew who
he was before I’d even laid eyes on him. A school-friend of mine in
Galveston wrote to me that she had met a real Earl, who insisted on
being known as Mr. Linkhaw, and that he was returning to England by way
of Kentucky. I’ve had three months of the rarest fun in never letting on
that I had the remotest suspicion. You can’t imagine how comical it was.
He used to get, quite tearful sometimes, I abused the aristocracy
so fiercely. And then, the joke was, papa began--his whole idea of
conversation is to take up to-day what I’ve said yesterday, and multiply
my words by a hundred and twelve, and produce the result as his own; and
he worked up the anti-Earl agitation till Archie very nearly went off
into chronic melancholia. It was better than any comedy that ever was
written--but then you stumbled your way into the middle of it, and
got it all twisted and tangled up--and it hasn’t been so amusing since
then.”
“My dear Miss Skinner,” protested David, “I think my entrance upon the
scene deserves a gentler verb. If you will search your memory, you will
find that I came in by express invitation. It was you who deliberately
thrust my mock honours upon me.”
“Oh, I know that,” she responded, readily enough. “I thought that would
only make the thing funnier still--but somehow it hasn’t. It isn’t
anything about Archie and me, you know. But there is another element
in the case that I feel very keenly about. It has been puzzling me for
days, but I only learned the truth last night. I simply _made_ papa tell
me. I refused flat-footed to come here to-day, or to do anything else
that was reasonable, unless he _did_ tell me. I have a cousin here in
England, Mr. Mosscrop, a daughter of my father’s own brother, and she is
one of the dearest girls that ever lived.”
“I can readily credit that,” declared David, pointing his meaning with a
little inclination of the head.
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