“Didn’t I tell you?” said President James to the fat man. “I said he was
sharp enough to see that. You said he wouldn’t notice.... We left that
out on purpose,” said he, “just to see.... You came up to expectations.
Well, on that point, we will furnish you power free for a period of ten
years, after that you are to pay for it at a reasonable rate.”
“We accept,” says Mark.
“Good. We will have the proper papers drawn—”
“And meantime,” says the fat director, “I want to see whether that Tidd
boy can eat as much as I can. I’m going to invite the lot of you to
dinner to watch the contest, and, believe me, friends, it is going to be
some spectacle. It starts as soon as we can get to the best place to eat
in town.”
Everybody got up and we went out, and that fat man bought us a dinner
that I sha’n’t ever forget, and I bet Mark won’t either. I didn’t know
there was such grub in the world, and I ate till I ’most exploded. But
Mark—well, you should have seen it. Him and that fat man had hardly
started when we commenced, and they kept on for an hour, with all the
rest of those directors laughing and urging them just as if it was a
baseball game. It ended up with the fat director laying back in his
chair, panting, and with Mark finishing up a thing they called a French
pastry and asking if he couldn’t have a couple more. Yes, sir, he beat
that man by three French pastries, and was declared to be the champion
eater of Michigan.
They were all mighty good to us, and we were kind of sorry to go home.
They took us to the theater, and wanted us to stay another day, but we
thought we’d better get back to work, so we left on the midnight train
and got to Wicksville the next morning.
We went right to the mill, and there was Silas Doolittle Bugg sitting on
the same log, looking sadder than he did when we saw him last. I don’t
know whether he had sat there right along, or whether he went home to
sleep and for meals. I never found out.
“Mornin’, Silas,” says Mark.
“Mornin’,” says Silas, mournful and glum.
“Mill hain’t runnin’ yet?”
“How could it? It hain’t n-never goin’ to run no more.”
“You’re right, Silas, it hain’t,” says Mark.
“I knowed it.”
“But,” says Mark, “there’s goin’ to be a new m-m-mill built right over
there, and it’ll be all p-p-paid for, and we’re to git three h-hunderd
d-dollars a month as a profit beginnin’ to-day and l-lastin’ till the
new mill starts, and we git f-free p-power for ten years, and we git
t-t-three thousand d-dollars in cash. That’s about all.”
“Don’t joke with a feller,” says Silas. “I’m too played out to joke.”
“It hain’t no joke,” says Mark. “I got the p-p-papers to prove it.”
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