Market Harborough, and Inside the BarWhyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
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Market Harborough, and Inside the Bar
Whyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
Country life -- England -- Fiction; English fiction -- 19th century; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Then we fell to talking of the grass countries and their delights, of
the different rumours afloat as to this master and that, how one county
was to change hands, and another to be hunted six days a week, how the
young Squire was getting keen, and the old Lord was growing slack, and
how, under all conditions, the foxes were not so stout nor the sport so
brilliant as it used to be. Lastly, we got upon the doings of our Market
Harborough friends. Struggles was as jolly as ever, nothing changed,
putting on weight, and looking for weight-carriers every day. Brush? Oh,
Brush had lost a “cracker” on the Derby, _would_ back “Skittle-Sharper,”
though Savage warned him not, and had been obliged to go on fall pay.
What of the Honourable Crasher? He had appeared in London as usual, and
was gone for a little change of air to New York! I pictured to myself
how enchanted the “Broadway Swells” would be with Crasher’s superfine
languor and general debility; how they would worship him as the “real
article” in dandyism; how they would quote his sayings and imitate his
nonchalance, and how favourable a contrast such an imitation would offer
to their moral state of hurry and confusion, particularly about
dinner-time. But I wondered what could have taken Crasher there, of all
places in the world. Then I mentioned that I had seen nothing of my old
friend Sawyer for a considerable period, and indeed had received no
intelligence of his doings since the steeple-chase, in which he got so
bad a fall.
“Haven’t you heard?” exclaimed Savage. “Why Sawyer’s married, poor
fellow! Married pretty Cissy Dove, that flirting girl, who used to look
so well on a chestnut horse. You must remember Cissy Dove. Why, there’s
the very horse going up to the hammer with Sawyer’s lot. I suppose she’s
given up riding now—got something else to do.”
Sure enough there was the late Miss Dove’s exceedingly clever palfrey,
looking fat and in good case, as horses always do when they are “to be
sold without reserve.” There was Wood-Pigeon, twice his hunting size.
There was the brown and the grey, and one I didn’t know, and
Jack-a-Dandy himself, submitting, not very patiently, to the attentions
of a villainous-looking man in dirty-white cords, who was coughing him
and punching him, and feeling his legs, and narrowly escaped having his
brains knocked out for his pains.
I turned to moralise with Savage, but he was gone. You never can speak
to anybody in London for more than five minutes together, and I walked
out of the yard musing upon man’s weakness and woman’s power, on the
uncertain tenure by which a bachelor holds his freedom, on the common
lot, and how nobody is safe. “I never would have believed it of Sawyer,”
methought, as I turned meditatively into Piccadilly; but then I did not
know he had been out gathering violets in seductive company, with his
arm in a sling.
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