Market Harborough, and Inside the BarWhyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
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Market Harborough, and Inside the Bar
Whyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
Country life -- England -- Fiction; English fiction -- 19th century; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“_Plenty_ of dangerous horses about, sir,” answered Tips, preparing to
make himself comfortable—“_plenty_ of ’em, more’s the pity, even for
horse-breakers and such-like, as I am myself. We never get no credit of
them. Even if we get them pretty handy, and return them as quiet to ride
or drive, why as soon as they’re back in their own stable, they begin at
their old tricks again. There was one as I had from Mr. Mohair, the
draper in Waterborough; a grey he was, and up to all manner of games.
Wouldn’t go by the milliner’s shop in the High Street, not at no price.
Mrs. Mohair was just mad about it, sir, I can tell you. Well, they sent
him over to me to break; and says the missus to me, says she, when I
took him away, ‘Break the spirit of him, Mr. Tips,’ says she, ‘if whip
and spur will do it. And don’t let me see of him backing and sidling
into the windows of them bold hussies again,’ says she, ‘not if you cut
him into ribbons for it!’ You see the ladies is mostly for strong
measures,—asking your pardon, Miss,—’specially where there’s other
ladies concerned. Well, I didn’t cut him into ribbons, I didn’t, because
it’s not my way; but I coaxed and humoured of him, and once or twice
when we _did_ have a tussle, I showed him pretty plainly who was master:
and I rode him backwards and forwards into Waterborough and what not,
and he passed the milliner’s windows and took no more notice than if
there hadn’t been a pretty girl in the whole shop, front or back. So I
takes him to Mr. Mohair, and says I, ‘You may ride him anywheres now,
sir,’ says I, ‘for if you do but shake a whip at him, he goes as quiet
as a lamb.’ And I charged him for the horse’s keep, and a sovereign
besides, and so thought no more about it.
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