Another sporting ecclesiastic who frequented our meets was the Reverend
Loraine Smith. He hunted in a purple coat, alleging as his reason that
it was an episcopal colour—but I cannot tell what authority he could
adduce for wearing bright yellow gloves embroidered in every tint. His
Reverence was always well mounted, and was a keen sportsman. He had a
pretty living and a good church in the neighbourhood, but he surprised
his parishioners very much by altering the whole disposition of the
tombstones; he thought they looked awkward and untidy in their actual
position, so he had them all taken up and re-arranged according to his
fancy in lines, crosses, squares, etc. One Sunday morning, a very cold
winter’s day, he had performed the service to a scanty congregation, and
on going up into the pulpit, instead of opening his sermon book, he
pronounced the following address:
“My dear friends, if you require it, I will preach you the sermon which
I have brought with me, but if you are as cold and hungry as I am, I
think you will prefer going with me to the Rectory, where you will find
some cold beef and some good ale.”
I leave the result of his hearers’ decision to the imagination of the
reader.
One of our favourite places of meeting, although one of the most
distant, was Cowper’s Oak, on the confines of Salcey Forest. There, one
proud day, I proceeded on a small hack, which I exchanged for a splendid
black hunter glorying in the name of “Midnight,” and thence, after a
quick find, we had a magnificent run extending almost to the town of
Higham Ferrers.
How many years have passed since that eventful day, eventful at least in
my annals, when Lord Alford, beside whom I rode, invited me to luncheon
at Castle Ashby, and offered himself as my guide across country.
I gladly accepted with my two companions, Lord Charles Fitzroy and Mr
Smith, and then for the first time I saw that beautiful house whose
golden gates have so often since that day been opened to afford me a
hearty welcome. My beloved friend, Lady Marian Alford, was then doing
the honours of her father’s home, and many and many a laugh have we had
in later days, respecting the wild and dishevelled appearance which a
very high wind and very strong exercise had wrought in my person. Nay, I
remember well that she made on the spot a slight sketch of the scanty
portion of my habit which I had been able to rescue from the
encroachments of numerous fences. We were twenty-two miles from home,
and my kind hosts pressed the loan of their brougham upon me, an offer
which I indignantly and ungratefully refused, scorning to abandon my two
fellow-sportsmen on their homeward journey. The next day we three traced
our long ride on the ordnance maps, and some amusement was excited in
the household when it was announced that the groom, whom Lord
Southampton had lent me for the occasion, sent word to enquire, the next
morning, after the small lady who had ridden sixty-seven miles between
breakfast and dinner.
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