English essays; English literature -- 20th century; Short stories, English
_The top of the Grand Staircase_. LORD _and_ LADY WALPURGE _receiving
their guests. The greatest taste is shown in the decorations, which are
lent for the occasion of the play free of charge, owing to the deserved
popularity of Mr. George Alexander. Furniture supplied by Waring,
selected by Mr. Percy Macquoid; Old Masters by Agnew & Son, P. & D.
Colnaghi, Dowdeswell & Dowdeswell; Wigs by Clarkson. A large,
full-length Reynolds, seen above the well of staircase_; R. _a
Gainsborough_, L. _a Hoppner. The party is not very smart, rather
intellectual and plutocratic; well-known musicians and artists in group_
R., _and second-rate literary people_ L. _An Irish peer and a member of
the White Rose League are the only 'Society' present. There are no
actors or actresses_. FAUST, _who has aged considerably since the
Prologue, is an obvious failure, and is seen talking to a lady
journalist_. MEPHISTOPHELES, _disguised as a Protectionist Member of
Parliament, is in earnest conversation with_ LORD WALPURGE. FOOTMAN
_announcing the guests: The Bishop of Hereford, Mr. Maldonado, Mr. Andrew
Undershaft, Mr. Harold Hodge, Mrs. Gorringe, Mr. and Mrs. Aubrey
Tanqueray, &c_.
LADY WALPURGE (_archly_). Ah, Mr. Tanqueray, you never forwarded me my
photographs; it is nearly three weeks ago since I sent you a cheque for
them.
TANQUERAY. Labby has been poisoning your mind against me. You shall
have a proof to-morrow!
FOOTMAN. Mr. Gillow Waring.
LADY WALPURGE. I was so afraid you were not coming. My husband thought
you would give us the slip.
WARING. How charming your decorations are! You must give me some ideas
for my new yacht, you have such perfect taste.
MALDONADO. Walpurge! what will you take for that Reynolds? Or will you
swap it for my Velasquez?
WALPURGE. My dear Maldo, I always do my deals through--
FOOTMAN. Mr. Walter Dowdeswell.
WALPURGE. Through Dowdeswell and Dowdeswell; and you, my dear Maldo, if
you want to get rid of your Velasquez, ought to join the National Art
Collections Fund, or go and see--
FOOTMAN. Mr. Lockett Agnew. 'Er 'Ighness the Princess Swami.
_Enter the_ PRINCESS SALOME.
LADY JOURNALIST. Fancy having that woman here. She is not recognised in
any decent society, she is nothing but an adventuress; talks such bad
French, too. Have you ever seen her, Doctor Faustus?
FAUST. Yes, I have met her very often in Germany. Though the Emperor
would not receive her at first, she is much admired in Europe.
LADY JOURNALIST (_hedging_). I wonder where she gets her frocks? They
must be worth a good deal.
FAUST. From Ricketts and Shannon, if you want to know.
LADY JOURNALIST. Dear Doctor, you know everything! Let me see: Ricketts
and Shannon is that new place in Regent Street, rather like Lewis and
Allenby's, I suppose?
FAUST. Yes, only different.
IRISH PEER (_to_ FAUST). Do you think Lady Walpurge will ever get into
Society?
FAUST. Not if she gives her guests such wretched coffee.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account