Masters of SpaceEvans, E. Everett (Edward Everett)
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Masters of Space
Evans, E. Everett (Edward Everett)
Science fiction
At six o'clock next morning, two hundred thirty-five days after leaving
Earth, Hilton and Sawtelle set out to make the Ardans' official call
upon Terra's Advisory Board. Both were wearing prodigiously heavy lead
armor, the inside of which was furiously radioactive. They did not need
it, of course. But it would make all Ardans monstrous in Terran eyes and
would conceal the fact that any other Ardans were landing.
Their gig was met at the spaceport; not by a limousine, but by a
five-ton truck, into which they were loaded one at a time by a hydraulic
lift. Cameras clicked, reporters scurried, and tri-di scanners whirred.
One of those scanners, both men knew, was reporting directly and only to
the Advisory Board--which, of course, never took anything either for
granted or at its face value.
Their first stop was at a truck-scale, where each visitor was weighed.
Hilton tipped the beam at four thousand six hundred fifteen pounds;
Sawtelle, a smaller man, weighed in at four thousand one hundred ninety.
Thence to the Radiation Laboratory, where it was ascertained and
reported that the armor did not leak--which was reasonable enough,
since each was lined with Masters' plastics.
Then into lead-lined testing cells, where each opened his face-plate
briefly to a sensing element. Whereupon the indicating needles of two
meters in the main laboratory went enthusiastically through the full
range of red and held unwaveringly against their stops.
Both Ardans felt the wave of shocked, astonished, almost unbelieving
consternation that swept through the observing scientists and, in
slightly lesser measure (because they knew less about radiation) through
the Advisory Board itself in a big room halfway across town. And from
the Radiation Laboratory they were taken, via truck and freight
elevator, to the Office of the Commandant, where the Board was sitting.
The story, which had been sent in to the Board the day before on a
scrambled beam, was one upon which the Ardans had labored for days. Many
facts could be withheld. However, every man aboard the _Perseus_ would
agree on some things. Indeed, the Earthship's communications officers
had undoubtedly radioed in already about longevity and perfect health
and Oman service and many other matters. Hence all such things would
have to be admitted and countered.
Thus the report, while it was air-tight, perfectly logical, perfectly
consistent, and apparently complete, did not please the Board at all. It
wasn't intended to.
* * * * *
"We cannot and do not approve of such unwarranted favoritism," the
Chairman of the Board said. "Longevity has always been man's prime goal.
Every human being has the inalienable right to ..."
"Flapdoodle!" Hilton snorted. "This is not being broadcast and this room
is proofed, so please climb down off your soapbox. You don't need to
talk like a politician here. Didn't you read paragraph 12-A-2, one of
the many marked 'Top Secret'?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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