“And your folks _let_ you?” Thlaskin was shocked.
“Natch.” Vesta was surprised. “Why not? If a tomato don’t learn the
facts of life while she’s young how’s she going to decide what’s good
for her when she grows up?”
“With or without a license, I got to butt into this,” Cloud announced,
also in spaceal; seating himself on a couch and crossing his legs. He,
too, was shocked; but he was also intensely curious. “Did you decide,
Vesta?”
Before the girl could answer, however, Joan Janowick came strolling in.
“Is this a private brawl, or can anybody get in on it?” she asked,
gaily.
“I invited myself in, so I’ll invite you, too. Come in and sit down.” He
made room for her beside him and went on in English, speaking for her
ear alone: “Just as well you don’t know spaceal. This story Vesta is
telling would curl your hair.”
“Wake up, Junior.” Joan did not speak, but poured the thought directly
into his mind. “D’you think that cat-girl—that _kitten_—can block _me_
out of her mind?”
“Oick! What a whiff! ’Scuse, please; my brain was out to lunch. But
you’ll get an earful, sister Janowick.”
“It’ll be interesting in a way you haven’t thought of, too,” Joan went
on. “Vegians are essentially feline, you know, and cats as a race are
both fastidious and promiscuous. Thus, conflict. Is that what this is
about?”
“Could be—I haven’t tried to read her.” Then, aloud:
“Go ahead, Vesta. Did the experience help you decide?”
“Oh, yes. I’m too finicky to be a very good mixer. There’s just too damn
many people I simply can’t stand the smell of.”
“There’s that _smell_ thing again,” Thlaskin said. “You’ve harped on it
before. You mean to say you people’s noses are _that_ sensitive?”
“Absolutely. No two people smell alike, you know. Some smell nice and
some just plain stink. F’rinstance, the boss here smells just
wonderful—I could hug him all day and love it. Doctor Janowick, too,
she smells almost like the skipper. You’re nice, too, Thlaskin, and so
is Maluleme, and Nadine. And Tommie ain’t bad; but a lot of the others
are just too srizonified much for my stomach.”
“I see,” Cloud said. “You _do_ give some people a lot of room around
here.”
“Yeah, and that’s what got this chick I was telling Thlaskin here about
in such a jam. She’s been bending her elbow pretty free, and taking a
jab or so of this and that between drinks. But she ain’t sozzled,
y’understand, not by many a far piece; just lit up like Nyok spaceport.
She’s maybe been a bit on the friendly side with a few of her friends,
so this big bruiser—not a Vegian; no tail, even; an Aldebaranian or
some-such-like and a Class A-Triple-Prime stinker—gets interested in a
big way. Well, he smells just like a Tellurian skunk, so she brushes him
off, kind of private-like, a few times, but it don’t take, so she
finally has to give him the old heave-ho right out in front of
everybody.
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