This visitor’s skin, however, was of a color so monstrous it simply had
to be seen to be believed. In fact, it wasn’t the same color in any two
places—it VARIED! His teeth were white; a horrible, dead-bone color.
His lips, hair, and eyes—funny, round, flat-opening things—were of
still other sheerly unbelievable colors—there wasn’t a _bit_ of
natural, healthy pink about him anywhere!
Thus the crowds of Chickladorians studied him much more intensively than
he studied them; and Maluleme, strutting along at his side, basked
visibly in the limelight. And thus, except for the two Chickladorians at
his side and except for the unobtrusive but efficient secret-service men
who kept the crowding throng in hand, Cloud could very well have been
mobbed.
The walk was very short, and at its end:
“How long we got to stay, boss?” Thlaskin asked, in spaceal. “As soon as
we can get away we want to join our folks and grab a jet for home.”
“As far as I’m concerned you don’t need to stay at all, or even come.
Why?”
“Just checking, is all. His Nibs sent us a special bid, so we got to at
least show up. But he don’t know us from nothing, so after we tell him
hello and dance a couple of rounds and slurp a couple of slugs we can
scram and nobody’ll know it unless you spill.”
“No spill,” Cloud assured him. “You dance with Maluleme first. I’ll take
the second—that’ll drive it in that she’s here. After that, flit as
soon as you like. For the record, you’ll be here until the last gilot is
picked clean.”
“Thanks, boss,” and the three, entering the extravagantly-decorated
Grand Ballroom, were escorted ceremoniously up to the Presence and the
Notables and their surrounding V. I. P.’s.
They were welcomed effusively, Cloud being informed through several
different interpreters that he was the third-most-important human being
who had ever lived. He made—through two interpreters, each checking the
other’s accuracy—his usual deprecatory speech concerning the
extinguishment of loose atomic vortices. He led the Grand March with the
president’s wife, a lady whose name he did not quite catch and who,
except for a pound or so of diamonds, rubies, emeralds, and other
baubles, was just as bare as Maluleme was. So was the equally heavily
bejeweled mayor’s wife, with whom he had the first dance. She was
neither young or slender, nor was she sexy. Then, as agreed, he danced
with Maluleme, who was—but definitely!—all three.
However, as he circled the floor in time with the really excellent
music, he thought, not of the attractive package of femininity in his
arms—who was one of his crew and Thlaskin’s wife—but of Joan. She’d
been training down, he’d noticed, and wearing more makeup, since those
other girls had come aboard. She was getting to be a regular
seven-sector callout—he’d _like_ to dance with Joan this way!
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