“To satisfy my own curiosity, then.” The manager flipped the top card
delicately. It was the ace of hearts. “No compulsion, of course, but
would you mind telling me how you can _possibly_ do what you have just
done?”
“I’ll be glad to,” and this was the simple truth. Cloud had to explain,
before the zwilniks began to suspect that they were being taken by an
organized force of Lensmen and snoopers. “We aren’t even semi-habitual
gamblers. The lieutenant-commander is Doctor Joan Janowick, the Patrol’s
ace designer of big, high-speed electronic computers, and I am Neal
Cloud, a mathematical analyst.”
“You are ‘Storm’ Cloud, the Vortex Blaster,” the manager corrected him.
“A super-computer yourself. I begin to see, I think . . . but go ahead,
please.”
“You undoubtedly know that random numbers, which underlie all games of
chance, must be just that—purely random, with nothing whatever of
system or of orderliness in their distribution. Also that a stacked
deck, by definition, is most decidedly _not_ random. We were kicking
that idea around, one day, and decided to study stacked decks, to see
how systematic such distributions actually were. Well—here’s the new
part—we learned that any dealer who stacks a deck of cards does so in
some definite pattern; and that pattern, whether conscious or
unconscious, is always characteristic of that one individual. The more
skilled the dealer, the more complex, precise, complete, and definite
the pattern. Any pattern, however complex, can be solved; and, once
solved, the cards might just as well be lying face up and all in sight.
“On the other hand, while it is virtually impossible for any dealer to
shuffle a deck into a really random condition, it can approach
randomness so nearly that the patterns are short and hence very
difficult to solve. Also, there are no likenesses or similarities to
help. Worst of all, there is the house leverage—the sevens of hearts,
diamonds, and clubs, you know—of approximately five point seven seven
percent. So it is mathematically certain that she and I would lose, not
win, against any dealer who was not stacking his decks.”
“I . . . am . . . surprised. I’m _amazed_,” the manager said. He was,
too; and so was the host. “Heretofore it has always been the guest who
loses by manipulation, not the house.” It is noteworthy that neither the
manager nor host had at any time denied, even by implication, that their
games of “chance” were loaded. “Thanks, immensely, for telling me. . . .
By the way, you haven’t done this very often before have you?” the
manager smiled ruefully.
“No.” Cloud smiled back. “This is the first time. Why?”
“I thought I would have heard of it if you had. This of course changes
my mind about wanting to deal to you myself. In fact, I’ll go
farther—any dealer you play with here will be doing his level best to
give you a completely random distribution.”
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