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“‘Ha! ha! my fine apostle!’ cried Antony, throwing himself back in his
chair in a fit of laughter. ‘You are glad enough about it, now that it
is done. You were always a coward; and had it not been for me you would
never have thought of anything better than getting yourself made a
Trappist, to ape devotion and afterward get absolution for the past,
so as to have a right to draw a little money from the “Headbreakers”
of Sainte-Severe. By Jove! a mighty fine ambition, to give up the ghost
under a monk’s cowl after leading a pretty poor life and only tasting
half its sweets, let alone hiding like a mole! Come, now; when they have
hung my pretty Bernard, and the lovely Edmonde is dead, and when the
old neck-breaker has given back his big bones to the earth; when we have
inherited all that pretty fortune yonder; you will own that we have done
a capital stroke of business--three at a blow! It would cost me rather
too much to play the saint, seeing that convent ways are not quite my
ways, and that I don’t know how to wear the habit; so I shall throw
the cowl to the winds, and content myself with building a chapel at
Roche-Mauprat and taking the sacrament four times a year.’
“‘Everything you have done in this matter is stupid and infamous.’
“‘Bless my soul! Don’t talk of infamy, my sweet brother, or I shall
make you swallow this bottle whole.’
“‘I say that it is a piece of folly, and if it succeeds you ought to
burn a fine candle to the Virgin. If it does not succeed, I wash my
hands of the whole business, do you hear? After I had been in hiding in
the secret passage in the keep, and had heard Bernard telling his
valet after supper that he was going out of his mind on account of the
beautiful Edmee, I happened to throw out a suggestion that there might
be a chance here of doing a good stroke of business; and like a fool you
took the matter seriously, and, without consulting me or waiting for a
favourable moment, you went and did a deed that should have been thought
over and properly planned.’
“‘A favourable moment, chicken-heart that you are! How the deuce was
I to get one? “Opportunity makes the thief.” I find myself surprised
by the hunt in the middle of the forest; I go and hide in that cursed
Gazeau Tower; I see my turtle-doves coming; I overhear a conversation
that might make one die of laughing, and see Bernard blubbering and the
girl playing the haughty beauty; Bernard goes off like an idiot without
showing himself a man; I find on me--God knows how--a rascally pistol
already loaded. Bang! . . .’
“‘Hold your tongue, you wild brute!’ said the other, quite frightened.
‘Do you think a tavern is the proper place to talk of these things?
Keep that tongue quiet, you wretched creature, or I will never see you
again.’
“‘And yet you will have to see me, sweet brother mine, when I go and
ring the bell at the gate of the Carmelite monastery.’
“‘If you come I will denounce you.’
“‘You will not denounce me, for I know too much about you.’
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