It was with the greatest difficulty I could get him back from these disagreeable reminiscences to the object of my visit, and, even then, I could hardly persuade him that I was serious in asking the loan of a beard. The prayer of my petition being once understood, he discussed the project gravely enough; but to my surprise he was far more struck by the absurd figure _he_ should cut with his diminished mane, than _I_ with my mock moustache. ‘There’s not a child in Nancy won’t laugh at me--they’ll cry, “There goes old Tronchon--he’s like Kléber’s charger, which the German cut the tail off, to make a shako plume!”’ ‘I assured him that he might as well pretend to miss one tree in the forest of Fontainebleau--that after furnishing a squadron like myself, his would be still the first beard in the Republic; and at last he yielded, and gave in. Never did a little damsel of the nursery array her doll with more delighted looks, and gaze upon her handiwork with more self-satisfaction, than did old Tronchon survey me, as, with the aid of a little gum, he decorated my lip with a stiff line of his iron-red beard. ‘_Diantre!_’ cried he, in ecstasy, ‘if thou ben’t something like a man after all. Who would have thought it would have made such a change? Thou might pass for one that saw real smoke and real fire, any day, lad. Ay! thou hast another look in thine eye, and another way to carry thy head, now! Trust me, thou’lt look a different fellow on the left of the squadron.’ I began to think so too, as I looked at myself in the small triangle of a looking-glass which decorated Tronchon’s wall, under a picture of Kellermann, his first captain. I fancied that the improvement was most decided. I thought that, bating a little over-ferocity, a something verging upon the cruel, I was about as perfect a type of the hussar as need be. My jacket seemed to fit tighter--my pelisse hung more jauntily--my shako sat more saucily on one side of my head--my sabre banged more proudly against my boot--my very spurs jangled with a pleasanter music--and all because a little hair bristled over my lip, and curled in two spiral flourishes across my cheek! I longed to see the effect of my changed appearance, as I walked down the ‘Place Carrière,’ or sauntered into the café where my comrades used to assemble. What will Mademoiselle Josephine say, thought I, as I ask for my _petit verre_, caressing my moustache thus! Not a doubt of it, what a fan is to a woman a beard is to a soldier!--a something to fill up the pauses in conversation, by blandly smoothing with the finger, or fiercely curling at the point. ‘And so thou art going to ask for thy grade, Maurice?’ broke in Tronchon, after a long silence. ‘Not at all. I am about to petition for employment upon active service. I don’t seek promotion till I have deserved it.’