May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Yet, now that he had taken them, now that he stood beneath the trees on
the other side of Carlton House Terrace and stared at the great house
from which he had but a moment before fled like a poltroon, he
discovered within himself a profound repugnance for his, Mr. Dunn’s,
person. The picture of the gentle lady, on whom his innocent partiality
for the latest movements in dancing had brought this discomfiture,
preyed on his mind; the wrath of his lordship must by now, thought Mr.
Dunn, have been confined within reasonable limits; and, with set face
and determined mind, he was again approaching the house when its great
doors were flung open and the second butler, with a look of agonised
fear on his low face, was hurled forth by Lord Vest into the night. Mr.
Dunn fled.
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Nor did he abate his pace so much as to take breath until he was some
distance up that stretch of Regent Street which sweeps nobly upwards to
meet Piccadilly Circus at a point marked by the imperious façade of the
new Criterion Restaurant; and he was in the very act of passing a
handkerchief over his deranged forehead when from behind him he was
startled to hear a low cry:
“Mr. Dunn! Mr. Dunn!”
“Good God!” said he, swinging about. “And thank God! For at least you
are safe!”
For there by his elbow, prettily panting for breath, was my lady; and
never did she look to a manly eye so fragile and gentle, for she was
enwrapped in the fairy elegance of a cloak of white ermine.
“Oh,” she sighed softly, “and I did so want to dance once again! Just
once again!”
“But what happened? The man is mad!” cried Mr. Dunn. “Did you soothe
him, Lady Vest? Did he see the absurdity of his suspicions, did he
apologise for his behaviour?”
But it was as though the lady was not heeding his words. As they made to
walk on up Regent Street she smiled absently into his concerned face and
sighed: “And, oh, I did so want to dance with you just once again! But
just imagine my indiscretion, running after you like this! and all
because of my overpowering desire to dance with you once again. It will
not occur again, I promise you, Mr. Dunn. But, oh, just to do those new
movements of the Blues once again!”
“Dear Lady Vest,” said Mr. Dunn sincerely, “there is nothing I would
enjoy more. Besides, it will soothe us. See, here we are at the doors of
the Criterion, where, I am told, one may dance with comfort and
propriety. But won’t you tell me first about the issue of Lord Vest’s
temper? He was very angry? And you soothed him?”
“Oh, yes, yes! I soothed him, indeed. Look, Mr. Dunn! Oh, look! There is
an owl perched on the fountain yonder, on the left wing of Eros! Just
fancy, Mr. Dunn, an owl! Did you ever hear of such a thing!”
“Holy smoke, you’re right!” said Mr. Dunn. “An owl, or I’m a Dutchman!
There’s never been an owl there before, that I’ll swear.”
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