May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
VIII: THE GENTLEMAN FROM AMERICA
I
It is told by a decayed gentleman at the sign of _The Leather Butler_,
which is in Shepherd’s Market, which is in Mayfair, how one night three
men behaved in a most peculiar way; and one of them was left for dead.
Towards twelve o’clock on a night in the month of November some years
ago, three men were ascending the noble stairway of a mansion in
Grosvenor Square. The mansion, although appointed in every detail--to
suit, however, a severe taste--had yet a sour and sensitive atmosphere,
as of a house long untenanted but by caretakers.
The first of the men, for they ascended in single file, held aloft a
kitchen candlestick: whilst his companions made the best progress they
could among the deep shadows that the faulty light cast on the oaken
stairway. He who went last, the youngest of the three, said gaily:
“Mean old bird, my aunt! Cutting off the electric-light just because she
is away.”
“Fur goodness’ sake!” said the other.
The leader, whose face the candle-light revealed as thin almost to
asceticism, a face white and tired, finely moulded but soiled in texture
by the dissipations of a man of the world, contented himself with a
curt request to his young friend not to speak so loud.
It was, however, the gentleman in between the two whom it will advantage
the reader to consider. This was an unusually tall and strongly built
man. Yet it was not his giant stature, but rather the assurance of his
bearing, which was remarkable. His very clothes sat on his huge frame
with an air of firmness, of finality, that, as even a glance at his two
companions would show, is deprecated by English tailors, whose
inflexible formula it is that the elegance of the casual is the only
possible elegance for gentlemen of the mode. While his face had that
weathered, yet untired and eager, look which is the enviable possession
of many Americans, and is commonly considered to denote, for reasons not
very clearly defined, the quality known as poise. Not, however, that
this untired and eager look is, as some have supposed, the outward sign
of a lack of interest in dissipation, but rather of an enthusiastic and
naïve curiosity as to the varieties of the same. The gentleman from
America looked, in fine, to be a proper man; and one who, in his early
thirties, had established a philosophy of which his comfort and his
assurance of retaining it were the two poles, his easy perception of
humbug the pivot, and his fearlessness the latitude and longitude.
It was on the second landing that the leader, whose name was Quillier,
and on whom the dignity of an ancient baronetcy seemed to have an almost
intolerably tiring effect, flung open a door. He did not pass into the
room, but held the candlestick towards the gentleman from America. And
his manner was so impersonal as to be almost rude, which is a fault of
breeding when it is bored.
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