May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
History
May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
The tragic story unfolded only when the police arrived. It then became
clear that Julia, her head half-severed from her body, and therefore a
corpse, had yet, with indomitable purpose, come upstairs to warn her
timid sister against the homicidal lunatic who, just escaped from an
Asylum nearby, had penetrated into the house. However, the police
consoled the distracted father not a little by pointing out that the
escape of the homicidal lunatic from the Asylum had done some good,
insomuch as there would now be room in an Asylum near her home for
Geraldine.
III
When the gentleman from America had read the last line of _The Phantom
Foot-steps_ he closed the book with a slam and, in his bitter impatience
with the impossible work, was making to hurl it across the room when,
unfortunately, his circling arm overturned the candle. The candle, of
course, went out.
“Aw, hell!” said Mr. Puce bitterly, and he thought: “Another good mark
to _Sir_ Cyril Quillier! Won’t I Sir him one some day! For only a lousy
guy with a face like a drummer’s overdraft would have bought a damfool
book like that.”
The tale of _The Phantom Foot-steps_ had annoyed him very much; but what
annoyed him even more was the candle’s extinction, for the gentleman
from America knew himself too well to bet a nickel on his chances of
remaining awake in a dark room.
He did, however, manage to keep awake for some time merely by
concentrating on wicked words: on Quillier’s face, and how its tired,
mocking expression would change for the better were his, Puce’s, foot to
be firmly pressed down on its surface: and on Julia and Geraldine. For
the luckless twins, by the almost criminal idiocy with which they were
presented, kept walking about Mr. Puce’s mind; and as he began to nod to
the demands of a healthy and tired body he could not resist wondering if
their home town had been Wigan or Bolton and if Julia’s head had been
severed from ear to ear or only half-way....
When he awoke, it was the stillness of the room that impressed his
sharply awakened senses. The room was very still.
“Who’s there!” snapped Mr. Puce. Then, really awake, laughed at himself.
“Say, what would plucky little Julia have done?” he thought, chuckling.
“Why, got up and looked!”
But the gentleman from America discovered in himself a reluctance to
move from the bed. He was very comfortable on the bed. Besides, he had
no light and could see nothing if he did move. Besides, he had heard
nothing at all, not the faintest noise. He had merely awoken rather more
sharply than usual....
Suddenly, he sat up on the bed, his back against the oak head. Something
had moved in the room. He was certain something had moved. Somewhere by
the foot of the bed.
“Aw, drop that!” laughed Mr. Puce.
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