May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Hugh’s father’s place, Langton Weaver, lay on the slope of a low hill
not far from Hungerford, looking over the plain towards where the old
red Elizabethan pile of Littlecott lies embowered in trees. Hugh, that
bright afternoon, was kicking his heels about in the lane outside his
father’s gates, which was of course against all rules. But Hugh was
lonely that afternoon, he never had any brothers or sisters, and he was
wondering what he would do next, and he was hoping that someone would
come along to do something with--when, bang, there he was in that garden
and a little kid advancing on him with a finger stuck in her mouth. It
was very odd, Hugh said.
“Hullo!” she said. All eyes, that’s what she was.
“Hullo!” Hugh said. She was only a kid, after all. Hugh was nine.
“You’re a boy,” she said.
“Of course I’m a boy,” Hugh said, and he was going to add “just as
you’re a girl,” but a fellow couldn’t stand there arguing all day with a
slip of a thing like that. Then he suddenly remembered he didn’t know
where he was.
“I say,” he said, “I don’t know how I got here. What’s this place?”
She twisted her finger out of her mouth and stared at the wet thing.
Hugh remembered that it shone in the sun. And her hair shone in the sun,
too. Hugh said her hair shone even when they were in the shade. But of
course he didn’t attach any importance to that kind of thing.
“I say, where am I?” Hugh asked again. He must have sounded pathetic, in
spite of himself.
“You’re here,” she said. “What’s your name?”
“Hugh,” he said. “But, I say, where’s here? I’ve never seen that house
before. My father’s got the biggest house round here, Langton Weaver.
My father’s Lord of the Manor, and when he’s dead I’m Lord of the
Manor.”
“Oo!” she said, staring.
Hugh said he felt frightfully let down. Any other kid would have exalted
the merits of her own house, but she just swallowed everything and
stared at you. Hugh said he felt as though he had been boasting.
“Our house doesn’t look so jolly clean as this,” he said. “Rather live
here, any day.”
And he suddenly realised he was speaking the truth. That was the amazing
part of it, Hugh said: suddenly to feel that he would much rather live
here than in his father’s house. With this kid. And from that moment,
somehow, he forgot every particle of his surprise at being in that
garden.
“What’s your name?” he asked.
“Not got a name,” the kid said. “No name.” All legs and eyes, that’s
what she was.
“But you must have a name!” Hugh cried. “Everyone’s got names, even dogs
and cats. We’ve got seven dogs and they’re all called after every day in
the week except one because you can’t call a dog Sunday, father says.”
“No name,” she said breathlessly. “I’m me.”
“But look here, how do they call you when they want you?” He thought
he’d got her there all right, Hugh said.
She giggled. “I just come,” she giggled. “I don’t need to be called. Oo!
Just come when I’m wanted. Did you want me? You did, didn’t you?”
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