May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
He found Beau Maturin in what, he supposed, would be called a hall when
it was not a pit of darkness. A stealthily lit match revealed that it
was a hall, a narrow one, and it also revealed a closed door to the
right, by Mr. Trevor’s elbow, which he removed. The match went out.
“Quietly,” said Mr. Maturin quite unnecessarily, for Mr. Trevor says he
cannot remember when he felt less noisy. He heard the door to his right
open, softly, softly.
“Is it you opening that door?” he asked, merely from curiosity.
“Ssh!” snapped Beau Maturin. “Hang on to my shoulder-blades.”
Mr. Trevor thought it better to calm Beau Maturin’s fears by acceding to
his whim, and clung close behind him as they entered the room. The moon,
which Mr. Trevor already had reason to dislike, was hanging at a
moderate elevation over Golders Green as though on purpose to reveal the
darkness of that room. Mr. Trevor’s foot then struck a shape on the
floor. The shape was soft and long. Mr. Trevor was surprised. Mr.
Maturin whispered:
“Found anything?”
Mr. Trevor said briefly that his foot had.
“So’s mine,” said Beau Maturin. “What’s yours like? Mine’s rather soft
to the touch.”
“And mine,” said Mr. Trevor.
“They’re corpses, let’s face it,” sighed Mr. Maturin. “Making fifteen in
all. With us, seventeen. Just give yours a kick, Ralph, to see if it’s
alive. I’ve kicked mine.”
“I don’t kick corpses,” Mr. Trevor was muttering when he felt a hard
round thing shoved into the small of his back.
“Ow!” said Mr. Trevor.
“Found anything?” said Mr. Maturin.
Mr. Trevor said briefly that there was something against his back.
“And mine,” sighed Mr. Maturin. “What’s yours like? Mine’s rather hard
on the back.”
“So is mine,” said Mr. Trevor.
“They’re revolvers, let’s face it,” sighed Beau Maturin.
“They are,” said a hard voice behind them. “So don’t move.”
“I’ve got some sense, thank you,” snapped Beau Maturin.
“Sir,” said the harsh voice, and it was a woman’s voice, “I want none of
your lip. I have you each covered with a revolver----”
“Waste,” said Beau Maturin. “One revolver would have been quite enough.
Besides, my friend and I were distinctly given to understand that you
were partial to a razor. Or do you use that for shaving?”
“I use a razor,” said the harsh voice, “only when I want to kill. But I
have a use for you two.”
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