May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
“But I can’t bear this!” sobbed Lady Surplice. “What does it mean? Why
doesn’t someone speak? Is this a time for silence?”
Slowly, slowly, the presence passed between their eyes and the candles
towards the door: the eighth candle, the ninth, tenth, eleventh----
“Talbot, hold that door!” cried de Travest.
Someone laughed.
“Who laughed?” sobbed Lady Pynte.
Lord Marketharborough spoke: “What is this absurdity, sir? Who the devil
are you? Speak up now!”
They saw the door-knob turn, they heard it turn.
“Not so quickly!” cried de Travest. “We can’t let you go so quickly!”
“Gently, Guy, gently!” said Mr. Warp. “Let him go. We can then discuss
the matter at our leisure.”
They saw the door open, an inch, a little further....
“The word ‘devil,’” said a voice from the opening door, and the very
voice, said Dwight-Rankin, seemed to smile in a cold but charming way,
“the word ‘devil,’ my lord, comes very apt to this moment; and is, if
you but knew it, more precisely organic to the occasion than at any
previous time in the life which you have dedicated to me with such high
scholarship, iron principle and lofty ardour. But I must take this
opportunity to protest,” warmly continued the voice of Captain Charity,
“against the present frivolous use of such major expletives as ‘hell,’
‘damnation’ and ‘devil.’ They were created only for occasions of deep
corruption, for moments of incredible baseness, for profound and
monstrous annoyances, and, in particular, for use during times of
inconceivable boredom. For instance, I might with propriety apply each
one of them severally to different aspects of Lady Surplice’s charming
dinner-party; but courtesy forbids. I give you farewell, my lord, ladies
and gentlemen.”
“You might apply, sir! You give us farewell, sir! How, sir!” cried my
Lord Marketharborough, who was not less fearless as a man than he was
puissant as a lawyer. “And you dare to say, young man, that I have
dedicated my life to you!”
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