May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
History
May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
“Hm!” said Mr. Townshend thoughtfully. “You have an odd idea of romance,
Charles. Romance! And I don’t, as a general rule, believe in
apparitions. Hm! Have you rung up H---- to tell him of the reappearance
of this remarkably unpleasant youth?”
“And he laughed me to scorn! Was ready, in fact, to lay a pony against
Raphael’s being within a thousand miles of London or England.”
“You never know,” said Mr. Townshend thoughtfully.
“Never know what, Hilary?”
“Where you are,” said Mr. Townshend thoughtfully. “With Jews.”
It was on the night following this conversation that the Admiral, on
emerging from the Celibates Club, made an astonishing suggestion to Hunt
the commissionaire.
“Hunt,” says Sir Charles, “do you mind walking with me down to the
Piccadilly corner? I will know then that I am actually moving and not
just standing here and thinking I’m moving. You see my point, Hunt?”
“Certainly, Sir Charles. I quite understand.”
“I’m glad someone does!” sighed our gentleman.
The commissionaire with the lined face, whose own antipathy to wine in
his youth had not been insuperable, could sympathise with the Admiral’s
probable condition, while admiring the correct address with which, as
became a gentleman of the sea, he bore his suffering.
“See any Jews about, Hunt?” the Admiral asked as they came to the
Piccadilly corner.
“Not definitely, Sir Charles. But a couple of Rolls-Royces have just
passed. Good-night, Sir Charles.”
“Good-night, Hunt.”
Those were the last words the ancient commissionaire was ever to hear
from his good friend the Admiral. For as Sir Charles made to cross
Piccadilly from Albemarle Street to St. James’s Street he heard that
“whizz” behind him. He had been expecting it, but it startled him. He
half-turned and jumped sideways, colliding with the bonnet of a
fast-moving car.
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