May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
History
May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Students of sociology have of recent years made great strides in their
alleviation of the conditions prevailing among the poor; but is it not a
fact that, as a notorious daily paper lately asked, the study of those
conditions appears to attract the interest of only the lighter sort of
society people and the pens of only the most ambitious novelists? And
that the benefits of this study, at least to novelists, are not mean,
was proved beyond all doubt only the other day, when perhaps the
wealthiest of contemporary writers increased his fortune by writing a
tale about a miser in a slum. No one, on the other hand, will deny that
the achievements of sociologists among the poor are as nothing compared
with those of students of hospitality who, poor and unrewarded though
they remain, have of late years done yeoman work in alleviating the
conditions prevailing among the rich. It is to the generous spadework of
men such as these that American hostesses in Europe owe the betterment
of their lot; and it is by the support of their merciful hands that
ladies burdened with great wealth are prevented from sinking down in
the rarefied atmosphere to which they have been called.
Mere students of hospitality had not, however, been strong enough to
support the ailing burden of Mrs. Omroy Pont when that lady had first
come over from America at the call of certain voices that had advised
her that her mission lay in European society. It had needed graduates of
that brotherhood, lean with endeavour in ball-rooms and browned with the
suns of the Riviera, to prevent that ample lady from succumbing to the
exhaustion of carrying her wealth through the halls of her houses in
London and Paris among guests who had failed to catch her name on being
introduced. But the Good Samaritans had worked unceasingly on her
behalf, and since Mrs. Omroy Pont had both great wealth and infinite
insensibility she was soon in a position to give a ball at which quite
half the guests knew her by sight.
The morning after the Duke’s arrival in Paris there was this notice in
the Continental _Daily Mail_: “The Duke of Mall has arrived at his
residence in the Avenue du Bois, and will spend the spring in Paris.”
And presently the good Mrs. Omroy Pont was on the telephone, first here,
then there and finally to the Duke himself, saying: “My dear Duke, how
do you do, how do you do? I am so glad you are in Paris just now, Paris
is so attractive in the spring. You mustn’t fail to see the tulips in
the Tuileries, they are as beautiful as _débutantes_. My dear Duke, I am
giving a party to-morrow night, you must come, you really must come, now
don’t say you won’t because I can’t bear that, and really I must say,
my dear Duke, that your unfortunate inability to accept any of my
invitations so far has seemed almost marked, whereas----”
“I am afraid,” began the Duke, who had not the faintest intention of
going anywhere near one of Mrs. Omroy Pont’s parties, for she bored him
and life is short.
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