May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
History
May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
“All went well until they came to the christening of the city, when it
transpired that no one had the faintest idea what name to call it. Here
was a to-do! Nameless they could not leave so great a city, yet what
name would embrace all these marvels of architecture, how could they
call so fair a city by any such commonplace kind of label as Rome,
Jerusalem or Wapping? Therefore the young prince fell weeping with
mortification for that his city must remain nameless just because it
was the fairest city in the world, when an ancient man rose up in the
assembly and said: ‘This here is not the fairest city in the world. But
the magic city of Is in the land of Brittany has got it so beat that
this looks like a slum beside it. I have spoken.’ Not that he ever had a
chance to again, even though it presently was proved that not the
fairest city in the world could be fairer than Is in Brittany, and so
the prince made the best of a bad job and called his city the Equal to
Is, which is Par-Is, which is Paris. Shall we dance?”
But she said: “No, no! They are playing an old-fashioned fox-trot.
Besides, one can always dance; there are so many men with whom one can
only dance, for what have they to talk about? Duke, I did love your
legend of the christening of Paris! Did you make it up?”
Now these words had chanced to cast a gloom about the young Duke, and he
had said: “But there is another legend, a more private legend. It tells,
sister, of the house of Mall, how the golden cock on the weather-vane of
St. James’s tower shall crow thrice at the birth of the greatest of the
Dukes of Mall. And, although I say it who shouldn’t, this very miracle
attended the birth of him who now stands beside you. And the legend
further tells that when the golden cock on St. James’s tower again crows
thrice the greatest of the Dukes of Mall shall die. Ava, to-night I find
myself in fear of my fate. That which is written shall come to pass, and
no man may defy the passage of his destiny--but to-night, Ava, I am
troubled with a foreboding that the second crowing of that beastly cock
is not far distant from this dear moment.”
Very sweetly she had tried to soothe his foreboding, but it was heavy in
him and he had not listened, saying: “I’ve never but once before been
vexed with this depression, and that was on the night of the day I fell
in love with Leonora Lamb.”
“Let us dance,” she had said shyly, but they had not danced very
enjoyably owing to the number of the students of hospitality who were
generously supporting Mrs. Omroy Pont on so memorable an occasion.
And thus it was on the first night between Miss Ava Lamb and the young
Duke of Mall.
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