Detective and mystery stories; Private investigators -- England -- Fiction; Saint (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
It was Orace, that stern disciplinarian, who ruthlessly interrupted
the seance in order to lay the table for lunch. That was half an hour
later, though Simon and Pat would both have sworn that the interlude
had lasted no more than a short half-minute. The Saint moved away to
an embrasure and gazed out at the rippling blue sea, self-conscious
for the first time in his life. The girl began to tidy her hair. But
Orace, after one disapproving glance round, brazenly continued with
his task, as though no amount of objections to his intrusion could
stop him enforcing punctuality.
“Lunch narf a minnit,” warned Orace, and returned to the kitchen.
The Saint continued to admire the horizon with mixed feelings. He was
sufficiently hardened in his lawless career to appreciate the
practical disadvantages of Romance with a big R horning in at that
stage of the proceedings. Why in the name of Noah couldn’t the love
and kisses have waited their turn and popped up at the conventional
time, when the ungodly had been duly routed and the scene was all set
for a fade-out on the inevitable embrace? But they hadn’t, and there
it was. The Saint was ready to sing and curse simultaneously. That the
too marvellous Patricia should be in love with him was all but too
good to be true—but the fact that she was, and that he knew it,
quadrupled his responsibility and his anxieties.
It was not until Orace had served lunch and departed again that they
could speak naturally, and by then a difficult obstacle of shyness had
grown up between them to impose a fresh restraint.
“So you see,” remarked Patricia at last, “you can’t leave me out of it
now.”
“If you cared anything about my feelings,” returned the Saint,
somewhat brusquely, “you’d respect them—and give way.”
She shook her head.
“In anything else in the world,” she said, “but not in this.”
So that was that. Simon had used up all his arguments, and further
effort to combat her resolution would only be tedious. She won. Short
of an appeal to brute strength, he hadn’t a thing left to do except
grin and bear it and do his best to make the going as safe as
ingenuity could. And like many strong men the Saint shrank from
applying cave-man measures.
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