Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-TonPeacock, Thomas Love
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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
Sir Oran Haut-ton watched the progress of his precursor, as his chair
rolled and swayed over the sea of heads, like a boat with one mast on a
stormy ocean; and the more he watched the agitation of its movements,
the more his countenance gave indications of strong dislike to the
process; so that when his seat in the second chair was offered to him,
he with a very polite bow declined the honour. The party that was to
carry him, thinking that his repugnance arose entirely from diffidence,
proceeded with gentle force to overcome his scruples, when not precisely
penetrating their motives, and indignant at this attempt to violate the
freedom of the natural man, he seized a stick from a sturdy farmer at
his elbow, and began to lay about him with great vigour and effect.
Those who escaped being knocked down by the first sweep of his weapon
ran away with all their might, but were soon checked by the pressure of
the crowd, who, hearing the noise of conflict, and impatient to
ascertain the cause, bore down from all points upon a common centre, and
formed a circumferential pressure that effectually prohibited the egress
of those within; and they, in their turn, in their eagerness to escape
from Sir Oran (who like Artegall’s Iron Man, or like Ajax among the
Trojans, or like Rodomonte in Paris, or like Orlando among the soldiers
of Agramant, kept clearing for himself an ample space in the midst of
the encircling crowd), waged desperate conflict with those without; so
that from the equal and opposite action of the centripetal and
centrifugal forces, resulted a stationary combat, raging between the
circumferences of two concentric circles, with barbaric dissonance of
deadly feud, and infinite variety of oath and execration, till Sir Oran,
charging desperately along one of the radii, fought a free passage
through all opposition; and rushing to the barouche of Sir Telegraph
Paxarett, sprang to his old station on the box, from whence he shook his
sapling at the foe with looks of mortal defiance. Mr. Forester, who had
been forcibly parted from him at the commencement of the strife, had
been all anxiety on his account, mounted with great alacrity to his
station on the roof; the rest of the party was already seated; the
Honourable Mrs. Pinmoney, half-fainting with terror, earnestly entreated
Sir Telegraph to fly: Sir Telegraph cracked his whip, the horses sprang
forward like racers, the wheels went round like the wheels of a
firework. The tumult of battle, lessening as they receded, came wafted
to them on the wings of the wind; for the flame of discord having been
once kindled, was not extinguished by the departure of its first
flambeau—Sir Oran; but war raged wide and far, here in the thickest mass
of central fight, there in the light skirmishing of flying detachments.
The hustings were demolished, and the beams and planks turned into
offensive weapons: the booths were torn to pieces, and the canvas
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