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Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
Squire Hermitage was detached by Miss Celandina on
a similar service; and these two episcopal heroes being thus brought
together in the centre of the field, entered, like Glaucus and Diomede,
into a friendly parle, in the course of which the words Claret and
Burgundy were repeatedly overheard. The music frequently varied as in a
pantomime, according to circumstances: the manœuvres were always
directed by the waving of the sword of the Queen, and were always
preceded by the dancing of the whole party, in the manner we have
mentioned, which continued _ad libitum_, till she had decided on her
movement. The Nymph in front of Sir Gregory Greenmould advanced one
square. Mr. Sarcastic stepped forward to the third square of Squire
Hermitage. Miss Danaretta’s Nymph advanced two squares, and being
immediately taken prisoner by the Nymph of Major O’Dogskin, conceded her
place with a graceful bow, and retired from the field. The Nymph in
front of Sir Gregory Greenmould avenged the fate of her companion; and
Mr. Hippy’s Nymph withdrew in a similar manner. Squire Hermitage was
compelled to cut short his conversation with Mr. Portpipe, and retire to
the third square in front of Mr. Derrydown. Sir Telegraph skipped into
the place which Sir Gregory Greenmould’s Nymph had last forsaken. Mr.
Killthedead danced into the deserted quarters of Squire Hermitage, and
Major O’Dogskin swept round him with a minuet step into those of Mr.
Sarcastic. To carry on the detail would require more time than we can
spare, and, perhaps, more patience than our readers possess. The
Reverend Mr. Portpipe saw his party fall around him, one by one, and
survived against his will to the close of the contest. Miss Danaretta
and Miss Celandina moved like light over the squares, and Fortune
alternately smiled and frowned on their respective banners, till the
heavy mural artillery of Mr. Vamp being brought to bear on Mr.
Paperstamp, who fancied himself a tower of strength, the latter was
overthrown and carried off the field. Mr. Feathernest avenged his fate
on the embattled front of Mr. Killthedead, and fell himself beneath the
sword of Mr. Sarcastic. Squire Heeltap was taken off by the Reverend Mr.
Portpipe, who begged his courteous prisoner to walk to the sideboard and
bring him a glass of Madeira; for Homer, he said, was very orthodox in
his opinion that wine was a great refresher in the toils of war.[76]
The changeful scene concluded by Miss Danaretta, with the aid of Sir
Telegraph and the Reverend Mr. Portpipe, hemming Major O’Dogskin into a
corner, where he was reduced to an incapacity of locomotion; on which
the Major bowed and made the best of his way to the sideboard, followed
by the reverend gentleman, who, after joining the Major in a pacific
libation, threw himself into an arm-chair, and slept very comfortably
till the annunciation of supper.
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