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Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
They followed the ‘darkness visible’ of the _synthetical torch_, which,
according to Mr. Mystic, _shed around it the rays of transcendental
illumination_; and he continued to march before them, walking, and
talking, and pointing out innumerable images of singularly nubilous
beauty, though Mr. Forester and Mr. Fax both declared they could see
nothing but the fog and ‘_la pale lueur du magique flambeau_‘: till Mr.
Mystic observing that they were now in a _Spontaneity free from Time or
Space_, and at the point of _Absolute Limitation_, Mr. Fax said he was
very glad to hear it; for in that case they could go no farther. Mr.
Mystic observed that they must go farther; for they were entangled in a
maze, from which they would never be able to extricate themselves
without his assistance; and he must take the liberty to tell them that
_the categories of modality were connected into the idea of absolute
necessity_. As this was spoken in a high tone, they took it to be meant
for a reprimand; which carried the more weight as it was the less
understood. At length, after floundering on another half-hour, the fog
still thicker and thicker, and the torch still dimmer and dimmer, they
found themselves once more in Cimmerian Lodge.
[Illustration: _Mr. Mystic observed that they must go farther._]
Mr. Mystic asked them how they liked his grounds, and they both repeated
they had seen nothing of them: on which he flew into a rage and called
them _empirical psychologists_, and _slaves of definition, induction,
and analysis_, which he intended for terms of abuse, but which were not
taken for such by the persons to whom he addressed them.
Recovering his temper, he observed that it was nearly the hour of
dinner: and as they did not think it worth while to be angry with him,
they contented themselves with requesting that they might dine in the
kitchen, which seemed to be the only spot on the _Island of Pure
Intelligence_ in which there was a glimmer of light.
Mr. Mystic remarked that he thought this very bad taste, but that he
should have no objection if the cook would consent; who, he observed,
had paramount dominion over that important division of the _Island of
Pure Intelligence_. The cook, with a little murmuring, consented for
once to evacuate her citadel as soon as the dinner was on table;
entering, however, a protest, that this infringement on her privileges
should not be pleaded as a precedent.
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