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Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
‘It was only in after-ages, when the size of men was greatly
decreased, that the bodies of those heroes, if they happened to be
discovered, were, as was natural, admired and exactly measured. Such a
thing happened in Laconia, where the body of Orestes was discovered,
and found to be of length seven cubits, that is, ten feet and a half.
The story is most pleasantly told by Herodotus, and is to this effect:
The Lacedemonians were engaged in a war with the Tegeatae, a people of
Arcadia, in which they were unsuccessful. They consulted the oracle at
Delphi, what they should do in order to be more successful. The oracle
answered ‘That they must bring to Sparta the bones of Orestes, the son
of Agamemnon.’ But these bones they could not find, and therefore they
sent again to the oracle to inquire where Orestes lay buried. The god
answered in hexameter verse, but so obscurely and enigmatically that
they could not understand what he meant. They went about inquiring
everywhere for the bones of Orestes, till at last a wise man among
them, called by Herodotus _Liches_, found them out, partly by good
fortune, and partly by good understanding; for, happening to come one
day to a smith’s shop in the country of the Tegeatae, with whom at
that time there was a truce and intercourse betwixt the two nations,
he looked at the operations of the smith, and seemed to admire them
very much; which the smith observing, stopped his work, and,
“Stranger,” says he, “you that seem to admire so much the working of
iron would have wondered much more if you had seen what I saw lately;
for, as I was digging for a well in this court here, I fell upon a
coffin that was seven cubits long; but _believing that there never
were at any time bigger men than the present_, I opened the coffin,
and found there a dead body as long as the coffin, which having
measured I again buried.” Hearing this, the Spartan conjectured that
the words of the oracle would apply to a smith’s shop, and to the
operations there performed; but taking care not to make this discovery
to the smith, he prevailed on him, with much difficulty, to give him a
lease of the court; which having obtained, he opened the coffin, and
carried the bones to Sparta. After which, says our author, the
Spartans were upon every occasion superior in fight to the
Tegeatae.’—_Ancient Metaphysics_, vol. iii. p. 146.
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