Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-TonPeacock, Thomas Love
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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
Shouts were now heard in the wood, from which shortly emerged Mr. Hippy,
Lord Anophel Achthar, and the Reverend Mr. Grovelgrub. Anthelia had been
missed at Melincourt at the commencement of the storm, and Mr. Hippy had
been half distracted on the occasion. The whole party had in consequence
dispersed in various directions in search of her, and accident had
directed these three gentlemen to the spot where Anthelia was just set
down by her polite deliverer, Sir Oran Haut-ton, Baronet.
Mr. Hippy ran up with great alacrity to Anthelia, assuring her that at
the time when Miss Danaretta Contantina Pinmoney informed him his dear
niece was missing, he was suffering under a complete paralysis of his
right leg, and was on the point of swallowing a potion sent to him by
Dr. Killquick, which, on receiving the alarming intelligence, he had
thrown out of the window, and he believed it had alighted on the
doctor’s head as he was crossing the court. Anthelia communicated to him
the particulars of the signal service she had received from the
stranger, whom Mr. Hippy stared at heartily, and shook hands with
cordially.
Lord Anophel now came up, and surveyed Sir Oran through his
quizzing-glass, who, making him a polite bow, took his quizzing-glass
from him, and examined him through it in the same manner. Lord Anophel
flew into a furious passion; but receiving a gentle hint from Mr. Hippy,
that the gentleman to whom he was talking had just pulled up a pine, he
deemed it prudent to restrain his anger within due bounds.
The Reverend Mr. Grovelgrub now rolled up to the party, muffled in a
ponderous greatcoat, and surmounted with an enormous umbrella, humbly
soliciting Miss Melincourt to take shelter. Anthelia assured him that
she was so completely wet through, as to render all shelter superfluous,
till she could change her clothes. On this, Mr. Hippy, who was wet
through himself, but had not till that moment been aware that he was so,
voted for returning to Melincourt with all possible expedition; adding
that he feared it would be necessary, immediately on their arrival, to
send off an express for Dr. Killquick, for his dear Anthelia’s sake, as
well as his own. Anthelia disclaimed any intention or necessity on her
part of calling in the services of the learned doctor, and, turning to
Sir Oran, requested the favour of his company to dinner at Melincourt.
This invitation was warmly seconded by Mr. Hippy, with gestures as well
as words. Sir Oran bowed acknowledgment, but pointing in a direction
different from that of Melincourt, shook his head, and took a respectful
farewell.
‘I wonder who he is,’ said Mr. Hippy, as they walked rapidly homewards:
‘manifestly dumb, poor fellow! a man of consequence, no doubt: no great
beauty, by the bye; but as strong as Hercules—quite an Orlando Furioso.
He pulled up a pine, my lord, as you would do a mushroom.’
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