Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-TonPeacock, Thomas Love
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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
‘Sir,’ said Lord Anophel, ‘I have nothing to do with mushrooms; and as
to this gentleman, whoever he is, I must say, notwithstanding his
fashionable air, his taking my quizzing-glass was a piece of
impertinence, for which I shall feel necessitated to require gentlemanly
satisfaction.’
A long, toilsome, and slippery walk brought the party to the castle
gate.
CHAPTER XI
LOVE AND MARRIAGE
Sir Oran Haut-ton, as we conjecture, had taken a very long ramble beyond
the limits of Redrose Abbey, and had sat down in the pine-grove to
solace himself with his flute, when Anthelia, bursting upon him like a
beautiful vision, riveted him in silent admiration to the spot whence
she departed, about which he lingered in hopes of her reappearance, till
the accident which occurred on her return enabled him to exert his
extraordinary physical strength in a manner so remarkably advantageous
to her. On parting from her and her companions, he ran back all the way
to the Abbey, a formidable distance, and relieved the anxious
apprehensions which his friend Mr. Forester entertained respecting him.
A few mornings after this occurrence, as Mr. Forester, Mr. Fax, and Sir
Oran were sitting at breakfast, a letter was brought in, addressed to
_Sir Oran Haut-ton, Baronet, Redrose Abbey_; a circumstance which very
much surprised Mr. Forester, as he could not imagine how Sir Oran had
obtained a correspondent, seeing that he could neither write nor read.
He accordingly took the liberty of opening the letter himself.
It proved to be from a limb of the law, signing himself Richard
Ratstail, and purporting to be a notice to Sir Oran to defend himself in
an action brought against him by the said Richard Ratstail, solicitor,
in behalf of his client, Lawrence Litigate, Esquire, lord of the manor
of Muckwormsby, for that he, the said Oran Haut-ton, did, with force and
arms, videlicet, sword, pistols, daggers, bludgeons, and staves, break
into the manor of the said Lawrence Litigate, Esquire, and did then and
there, with malice aforethought, and against the peace of our sovereign
lord the King, his crown and dignity, cut down, root up, hew, hack, and
cut in pieces, sundry and several pine-trees, of various sizes and
dimensions, to the utter ruin, havoc, waste, and devastation of a large
tract of pine-land; and that he had wilfully, maliciously, and with
intent to injure the said Lawrence Litigate, Esquire, carried off with
force and arms, namely, swords, pistols, bludgeons, daggers, and staves,
fifty cartloads of trunks, fifty cartloads of bark, fifty cartloads of
loppings, and fifty cartloads of toppings.
This was a complete enigma to Mr. Forester; and his surprise was
increased when, on reading further, he found that Miss Melincourt, of
Melincourt Castle, was implicated in the affair, as having aided and
abetted Sir Oran in devastating the pine-grove, and carrying it off by
cartloads with force and arms.
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