Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-TonPeacock, Thomas Love
General
Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
_Mr. Forester._ She should have a clear perception of the beauty of
truth. Every species of falsehood, even in sportiveness, should be
abhorrent to her. The simplicity of her thoughts should shine through
the ingenuousness of her words. Her testimony should convey as
irresistible conviction as the voice of the personified nature of
things. And this ingenuousness should comprise, in its fullest extent,
that perfect conformity of feelings and opinions which ought to be the
most common, but is unfortunately the most rare, of the qualities of the
female mind.
_Mr. Fax._ You say nothing of beauty.
_Mr. Forester._ As to what is usually called beauty, mere symmetry of
form and features, it would be an object with me in purchasing a statue,
but none whatever in choosing a wife. Let her countenance be the mirror
of such qualities as I have described, and she cannot be otherwise than
beautiful. I think with the Athenians, that beauty and goodness are
inseparable. I need not remind you of the perpetual καλος κἀγαθος.
_Mr. Fax._ You have said nothing of the principal, and, indeed, almost
the only usual consideration in marriage—fortune.
_Mr. Forester._ I am rich enough myself to dispense with such
considerations. Even were I not so, I doubt if worldly wisdom would ever
influence me to bend my knee with the multitude at the shrine of the
omnipotence of money. Nothing is more uncertain, more transient, more
perishable, than riches. How many prudent marriages of interest and
convenience were broken to atoms by the French revolution! Do you think
there was one couple, among all those calculating characters, that acted
in those trying times like Louvet and his Lodoiska?[30] But without
looking to periods of public convulsion, in no state of society is any
individual secure against the changes of fortune. What becomes of those
ill-assorted unions, which have no basis but money, when, as is very
often the case, the money departs, and the persons remain? The qualities
of the heart and of the mind are alone out of the power of accident; and
by these, and these only, shall I be guided in the choice of the
companion of my life.
_Mr. Fax._ Are there no other indispensable qualities that you have
omitted in your enumeration?
_Mr. Forester._ None, I think, but such as are implied in those I have
mentioned, and must necessarily be co-existent with them; an endearing
sensibility, an agreeable cheerfulness, and that serenity of temper
which is truly the balm of being, and the absence of which, in the
intercourse of domestic life, obliterates all the radiance of beauty,
all the splendour of talent, and all the dignity of virtue.
_Mr. Fax._ I presume, then, you seriously purpose to marry, when you can
find such a woman as this you have described?
_Mr. Forester._ Seriously I do.
_Mr. Fax._ And not till then?
_Mr. Forester._ Certainly not.
_Mr. Fax._ Then your present heir presumptive has nothing to fear for
his reversion.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account