Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-TonPeacock, Thomas Love
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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
Why did not Love the amaranth choose,
That bears no thorns, and cannot perish?
Alas! no sweets its flowers diffuse,
And only sweets Love’s life can cherish.
But be the rose and amaranth twined,
And Love, their mingled powers assuming,
Shall round his brows a chaplet bind,
For ever sweet, for ever blooming.
‘I am afraid,’ said Mr. Derrydown, ‘the flower of modern love is neither
the rose nor the amaranth, but the _chrysanthemum_, or _gold-flower_. If
Miss Danaretta and Mr. O’Scarum will accompany me, we will sing a little
harmonised ballad, something in point, and rather more conformable to
the truth of things.’ Mr. O’Scarum and Miss Danaretta consented, and
they accordingly sang the following:—
BALLAD TERZETTO—THE LADY, THE KNIGHT, AND THE FRIAR
THE LADY
O cavalier! what dost thou here,
Thy tuneful vigils keeping;
While the northern star looks cold from far,
And half the world is sleeping?
THE KNIGHT
O lady! here, for seven long year,
Have I been nightly sighing,
Without the hope of a single tear
To pity me were I dying.
THE LADY
Should I take thee to have and to hold,
Who hast nor lands nor money?
Alas! ’tis only in flowers of gold
That married bees find honey.
THE KNIGHT
O lady fair! to my constant prayer
Fate proves at last propitious:
And bags of gold in my hand I bear,
And parchment scrolls delicious.
THE LADY
My maid the door shall open throw,
For we too long have tarried:
The friar keeps watch in the cellar below,
And we will at once be married.
THE FRIAR
My children! great is Fortune’s power;
And plain this truth appears,
That gold thrives more in a single hour
Than love in seven long years.
During this terzetto the Reverend Mr. Portpipe fell asleep, and
accompanied the performance with rather a deeper bass than was generally
deemed harmonious.
Sir Telegraph Paxarett took Mr. Forester aside, to consult him on the
subject of the journey to Onevote.
‘I have asked,’ said he, ‘my aunt and cousin, Mrs. and Miss Pinmoney, to
join the party, and have requested them to exert their influence with
Miss Melincourt to induce her to accompany them.’
‘That would make it a delightful expedition, indeed,’ said Mr. Forester,
‘if Miss Melincourt could be prevailed on to comply.’
‘_Nil desperandum_,’ said Sir Telegraph.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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