Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-TonPeacock, Thomas Love
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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
_Anthelia._ Do you mean to say, Sir Telegraph, that I am old enough to
be Mr. Forester’s mother?
_Sir Telegraph Paxarett._ No, no; that is no part of the comparison; but
we are the ambassadors of Agamemnon (videlicet, Mr. Fax, whom we left
very busily arranging the urns, not of lots by the bye, but of tea and
coffee); here is old Phoenix on one side of me, and Ajax on the other.
_Mr. Forester._ And you of course are the wise Ulysses.
_Sir Telegraph Paxarett._ There the simile fails again. _Comparatio non
urgenda_, as I think Heyne used to say, before I was laughed out of
reading at College.
_Mr. Forester._ You should have found me too, if you call me Achilles,
solacing my mind with music, φρενα τερπομενον φορμιγγι λιγειῃ; but, to
make amends for the deficiency, you have brought me a musical Ajax.
_Sir Telegraph Paxarett._ You have no reason to wish even for the golden
lyre of my old friend Pindar himself: you have been listening to the
music of the winds and the waters, and to what is more than music, the
voice of Miss Melincourt.
_Mr. Hippy._ And there is a very pretty concert waiting for you at the
inn—the tinkling of cups and spoons, and the divine song of the tea-urn.
CHAPTER XXI
THE CITY OF NOVOTE
On the evening of the tenth day the barouche rattled triumphantly into
the large and populous city of Novote, which was situated at a short
distance from the ancient and honourable borough of Onevote. The city
contained fifty thousand inhabitants, and had no representative in the
Honourable House, the deficiency being virtually supplied by the two
members for Onevote; who, having no affairs to attend to for the
borough, or rather the burgess, that did return them, were supposed to
have more leisure for those of the city which did not; a system somewhat
analogous to that which the learned author of _Hermes_ calls _a method
of supply by negation_.
Sir Oran signalised his own entrance by playing on his French horn, _See
the conquering hero comes!_ Bells were ringing, ale was flowing, mobs
were huzzaing, and it seemed as if the inhabitants of the large and
populous city were satisfied of the truth of the admirable doctrine,
that the positive representation of one individual is a virtual
representation of fifty thousand. They found afterwards that all this
festivity had been set in motion by Sir Oran’s brother candidate, Simon
Sarcastic, Esq., to whom we shall shortly introduce our readers.
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