I have always laid my brother’s loss of his first class at the door
of his young friends, but chiefly on the Mouse, for that little man’s
delinquencies culminated in the most critical moment of the Schools.
The Saturday before paper work began he had seduced George out for an
evening stroll with him, and of course took him through a part of the
town which was famous for town-and-gown rows. Here, a baker carrying a
tray shouldered the Mouse into the gutter. The Mouse thereupon knocked
the baker’s tray off his head. The baker knocked the little man over,
and my brother floored the baker, who sat in the mud, and howled “Gown,
gown.” In two minutes a mob was on them, and they had to retreat
fighting, which, owing to the reckless pugnacity of his small comrade,
was an operation that tried all my brother’s coolness and strength to
the utmost. By the help, however, of Crib, who created timely diversions
by attacking the heels of the town at critical moments, he succeeded in
bringing the Mouse home, capless, with his gown in shreds, and his nose
and mouth bleeding, but otherwise unhurt, at the cost to himself of a bad
black-eye. The undergraduate remedies of leeches, raw beef-steak, and
paint were diligently applied during the next thirty-six hours, but with
very partial success; and he had to appear in white tie and bands before
the Examiners, on the Monday morning, with decided marks of battle on his
face. In the evening, he wrote home:—
“MY DEAR FATHER,
“The first day of paper work is over; I am sorry to say that
I have not satisfied myself at all. Although logic was my
strongest point as I thought, yet through nervousness, or some
other cause, I acquitted myself in a very slovenly manner;
and I feel nervous and down-hearted about the remainder of the
work, because I know that I am not so strong on those points as
I was in logic. I feel inclined myself to put off my degree,
but I should like to know what you think about it; I could
certainly get through, but I do not think I should do myself
any credit, and I am sure I should not satisfy myself. I shall
continue at the paper work till I hear from you. I should be
very willing to give up any plans which I have formed for the
vacation, and read quietly at home; and I am sure I could put
the affair beyond a doubt with a little more reading. But if
you think I had better get rid of it at once, I will continue.
I am in very good health, only, as I tell you, nervous and out
of spirits.
“Yours affectionately,
“G. E. HUGHES.”
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