Authors, American -- 19th century -- Biography; Leland, Charles Godfrey, 1824-1903
The feeling which was excited by this "Freshman's rebellion" was one of
utter amazement, or awful astonishment tempered with laughter, not
unmingled with respect. It was the terrier flying at the lion, when the
great mastiff, and bloodhound, and Danish dog had quietly slunk aside.
There were in the class beside myself several youths of marked character,
and collectively we had already made an impression, to which my intimacy
with George Boker, and Professor Dodd, and the very _elite_ of the
seniors, added not a little force. We were _mysterious_. Hitherto a
Freshman had been the greenest of the green, a creature created for
ridicule, a sort of "leathery fox" or mere tyro (_ty_--not a
ty-pographical error--_pace_ my kind and courteous reviewer in the
_Saturday_)--and here were Freshmen of a new kind rising in dignity above
all others.
Which reminds me of a merry tale. It was usual for Freshmen to learn to
smoke for the first time after coming to college, and for more advanced
students to go to their rooms, or find them in others, and smoke them
sick or into retreating. I, however, found a source of joy in this, that
I could now sit almost from morning till night, and very often on to
three in the morning, smoking all the time, being deeply learned in
Varinas, Kanaster, and the like; for I smoked nothing but real Holland
tobacco, while I could buy it. A party of Sophomores informed George
Boker that they intended to smoke me out. "Smoke _him_ out!" quoth
George; "why, he'd smoke the whole of you dumb and blind." However, it
came to pass that one evening several of them tried it on; and verily
they might as well have tried it on to Niklas Henkerwyssel, who, as the
legend goes, sold his soul to the devil for the ability to smoke all the
time, to whom my father had once compared me. So the cigars and tobacco
were burned, and I liked it extremely. Denser grew the smoke, and the
windows were closed, to which I cheerfully assented, for I liked to have
it thick; and still more smoke and more, and the young gentlemen who had
come to smother me grew pale, even as the Porcupines grew pale when they
tried to burn out the great Indian sorcerer, who burned _them_! But I,
who was beginning to enjoy myself amazingly in such congenial society,
only filled Boker's great meerschaum with Latakia, and puffed away. One
by one the visitors also "puffed away," _i.e._, vanished through the door
into the night.
"Shall I open the window?" asked George.
"Not on my account," I replied. "I rather enjoy it as it is."
"I begin to believe," replied my friend, "that you would like it in
Dante's hell of clouds. Do you know what those men came here for? It
was _to smoke you out_. And you smoked them out, and never knew it."
Which was perfectly true. As for smoking, my only trouble was to be able
to buy cigars and tobacco. These were incredibly cheap in those days,
and I always dressed very respectably, but my smoking always cost me more
than my clothing.
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