Memoirs of Fanny Hill: A New and Genuine Edition from the Original Text (London, 1749)Cleland, John
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Memoirs of Fanny Hill: A New and Genuine Edition from the Original Text (London, 1749)
Cleland, John
England -- Fiction; Erotic fiction; Prostitutes -- Fiction
In the midst of all the frolic and wantonness, which this joyous band
had presently, and all naturally, run into, an elegant supper was
served in, and we sat down to it, my spark elect placing himself next
to me, and the other couples without order or ceremony. The delicate
cheer and good wine soon banished all reserve; the conversation grew as
lively as could be wished, without taking too loose a turn: these
professors of pleasure knew too well, how to stale impressions of it,
or evaporate the imagination of words, before the time of action.
Kisses however were snatched at times, or where a handkerchief round
the neck interposed its feeble barrier, it was not extremely respected:
the hands of the men went to work with their usual petulance, till the
provocation on both sides rose to such a pitch, that my particulars’s
proposal for beginning the country dances was received with instant
assent: for, as he laughingly added, he fancied the instruments were in
tune. This was a signal for preparation, that the complaisant Mrs.
Cole, who understood life, took for her cue of disappearing; no longer
so fit for personal service herself, and content with having settled
the order of battle, she left us the field, to fight it out at
discretion.
As soon as she was gone, the table was removed from the middle, and
became a side-board; a couch was brought into its place, of which when
I whisperingly inquired the reason, of my particular, he told me, “that
as it was chiefly on my account that his convention was met, the
parties intended at once to humour their taste of variety in pleasures,
and by an open public enjoyment, to see me broke of any taint of
reserve or modesty, which they looked on as the poison of joy; that
though they occasionally preached pleasure, and lived up to the text,
they did not enthusiastically set up for missionaries, and only
indulged themselves in the delights of a practical instruction of all
the pretty women they liked well enough to bestow it upon, and who fell
properly in the way of it; but that as such a proposal might be too
violent, too shocking for a young beginner, the old standers were to
set an example, which he hoped I would not be averse to follow, since
it was to him I was devolved in favour of the first experiment; but
that still I was perfectly at my liberty to refuse the party, which
being in its nature one of pleasure, supposed an exclusion of all force
or constraint.”
My countenance expressed, no doubt, my surprise as my silence did my
acquiescence. I was now embarked, and thoroughly determined on any
voyage the company would take me on.
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