Memoirs of Fanny Hill: A New and Genuine Edition from the Original Text (London, 1749)Cleland, John
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Memoirs of Fanny Hill: A New and Genuine Edition from the Original Text (London, 1749)
Cleland, John
England -- Fiction; Erotic fiction; Prostitutes -- Fiction
Embarked as I was, and moreover captivated with the charms of my new
companions, I was too much prejudiced in favour of any proposal they
could make, to as much as hesitate an assent; which, therefore, readily
giving in the style of a carte blanche, I received fresh kisses of
compliment from them all, in approval of my docility and good nature.
Now I was “a sweet girl... I came into things with a good grace... I
was not affectedly coy... I should be the pride of the house,” and the
like.
This point thus adjusted, the young women left Mrs. Cole to talk and
concert matters with me, when she explained to me, that “I should be
introduced that very evening, to four of her best friends, one of whom
she had, according to the custom of the house, favoured with the
preference of engaging me in the first party of pleasure;” assuring me,
at the same time, “that they were all young gentlemen agreeable in
their persons, and unexceptionable in every respect; that united, and
holding together by the band of common pleasures, they composed the
chief support of her house, and made very liberal presents to the girls
that pleased and humoured them, so that they were, properly speaking,
the founders and patrons of this little seraglio. Not but that she had,
at proper seasons, other customers to deal with, whom she stood less
upon punctilio with, than with these; for instance, it was not on one
of them she could attempt to pass me for a maid; they were not only too
knowing, too much town-bred to bite at such a bait, but they were such
generous benefactors to her, that it would be unpardonable to think of
it.”
Amidst all the flutter and emotion which this promise of pleasure, for
such I conceived it, stirred up in me, I preserved so much of the
woman, as to feign just reluctance enough to make some merit, of
sacrificing it to the influence of my patroness, whom I likewise, still
in character, reminded of it perhaps being right for me to go home and
dress, in favour of my first impressions.
But Mrs. Cole, in opposition to this, assured me, “that the gentlemen I
should be presented to were, by their rank and taste of things,
infinitely superior to the being touched with any glare of dress or
ornaments, such slick women rather confound and overlay than set off
their beauty with; that these veteran voluptuaries knew better than not
to hold them in the highest contempt: they with whom the pure native
charms alone could pass current, and who would at any time leave a
sallow, washy, painted duchess on her own hands, for a ruddy, healthy
firm fleshed country maid; and as for my part, that nature had done
enough for me, to set me above owing the least favour to art;”
concluding withal, that for the instant occasion, there was no dress
like an undress.
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