Clowns -- Great Britain -- Biography; Grimaldi, Joseph, 1779-1837
The coachman, falling back a space or two from the door, and recovering
from a brief trance of astonishment, addressed the passengers, the
would-be passenger, the ostlers and stable-boys, who were standing
around, upon the mean and shabby conduct of the individual inside, upon
this, the passengers remonstrated, the would-be passenger stormed,
the coachman and guard bellowed, the ostlers hooted, the stable-boys
grinned, Grimaldi worked himself into a state of intense vexation, and
the cause of all the tumult sat quite immovable.
"Now, I'll tell you what it is," said the coachman, when his eloquence
was quite exhausted, "one word's as good as a thousand. Will you get
out?"
"No, I will not," answered the sleepy Harlequin.
"Very well," said the man; "then off goes my benjamin, and out you come
like a sack of saw-dust."
As the man was of that portly form and stout build which is the badge
of all his tribe, and as, stimulated by the approving murmurs of the
lookers-on, he began suiting the action to the word without delay,
Bologna thought it best to come to terms; so turned out into the cold
air, and took his seat on the coach-top, amidst several expressions of
very undisguised contempt from his fellow-passengers.
They performed the rest of the journey in this way, and Grimaldi,
alighting at the Angel at Islington, left Bologna to go on to the
coach-office in Holborn, previously giving both the guard and coachman
something beyond their usual fee, as an intelligible hint that he was
not of the same caste as his companion.
Two or three days afterwards, meeting Bologna in the street, he
inquired how he had got on at the coach-office.
"Oh, very well," said Bologna; "they abused me finely."
"Just what I expected."
"Yes, and very glad I was of it, too."
"What do you mean?"
"Saved my money, Joe; that's what I mean. If they had been civil, of
course I must have given something, not only to the coachman, but the
guard besides; but as they were not civil, of course I did not give
either of them a penny, and so saved something handsome by it."
Bologna had many good qualities, and he and Grimaldi always remained
on good terms; but as he was not upon the whole the most entertaining
travelling companion that could be found, they never afterwards
encountered each other in that capacity.
CHAPTER XXI.
1817 to 1818.
Grimaldi becomes a Proprietor of Sadler's Wells--Newcastle Salmon,
and a Coal Mine--Production of Baron Munchausen--Anecdote of
Ellar the Harlequin, showing how he jumped through the Moon,
and put his hand out--Gold Snuff-box, Sir Godfrey Webster, and
the Duke of York.
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