Memoirs of Miss Sidney Biddulph: Extracted from her own Journal, and now first publishedSheridan, Frances Chamberlaine
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Memoirs of Miss Sidney Biddulph: Extracted from her own Journal, and now first published
Sheridan, Frances Chamberlaine
English fiction -- 18th century
_Mr F_ I protest, Madam, you have forced a construction that I never
once so much as dreamed of.
_Mrs G_ Why, Mr Faulkland (with a very brisk tone), do you fancy
that by changing Mr Arnold for _you_ on any other conditions, that I
am such a mighty gainer by the bargain?
_Mr F_ Why really, Madam, if that _were_ to be the case, I don't
think you would be a very great loser: you have got as much from
poor Arnold as you could expect: I am able to do better for you;
and, as I am nobody's property, it would certainly, in _that_
respect, be rather a more eligible course.
_Mrs G_ Sir, you use me very ill! I did not expect such treatment.
_Mr F_ How, pray Madam? Did I ever say I would marry you?
_Mrs G_ No, Sir; but your behaviour has given me room to suppose
that such a thing was in your thoughts.
_Mr F_ Are you not then the more obliged to me for treating you with
such respect as made you fancy so?
_Mrs G_ Respect! respect (muttering between her teeth), Mr
Faulkland! (and she stood up) there is not a man in England but
yourself, after what I have declared, that would refuse making me
his wife.
_Mr F_ What have you declared, Mrs Gerrarde?
_Mrs G_ Why, have I not ingenuously owned my failings, shewed myself
sorry for them, quitted them, and made all the reparation in my
power?
(I was amazed to see how audaciously she had adopted as her own, the
sentiments which I had suggested to her: it was so like her, that I
could have laughed in her face).
_Mr F_ Your behaviour, on this occasion, has really been worthy of
the imitation of all your own sex, and the praise of ours: for a
woman _voluntarily_ to quit an irregular life, and that too from
mere motives of _conscience_--(I was stopped by a knavish sneer,
which I could not subdue. She saw it, and fired immediately; but
strutted about the room to cool herself: at last, for I sat very
silent, looking at her, and playing with one of the glasses)--
_Mrs G_ Mr Faulkland, if you are disposed to have done trifling, and
will vouchsafe me a serious answer, pray tell me, Are you absolutely
determined not to marry me?
_Mr F_ Absolutely.
_Mrs G_ You are not serious, sure!
_Mr F_ My dear creature, why sure _thou_ canst not be serious in
asking me the question!
_Mrs G_ Sir, I _am_ serious, and expect a serious answer.
_Mr F_ Why then,--seriously, I have no more thoughts of marrying
thee, than I have of marrying the first sultana in the grand
seignior's seraglio.
_Mrs G_ Very well, Sir; very well; I am answered; (and she walked
quicker about the room than before).
We were both silent. She, I suppose, expected that I should propose
other terms, and a settlement; and waited, to try if I would speak.
I had a mind to teaze her a little, and hummed a tune.
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