Memorials and Other Papers — Volume 1De Quincey, Thomas
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Memorials and Other Papers — Volume 1
De Quincey, Thomas
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Two brothers and one sister (namely, my mother) composed the
household choir of children gathering round the hearth of my maternal
grand-parents, whose name was Penson. My grandfather at one time held an
office under the king; how named, I once heard, but have forgotten;
only this I remember, that it was an office which conferred the title of
_Esquire;_ so that upon each and all of his several coffins, lead,
oak, mahogany, he was entitled to proclaim himself an _Armiger;_ which,
observe, is the newest, oldest, most classic mode of saying that one
is privileged to bear arms in a sense intelligible only to the
Herald's College. This _Armiger_, this undeniable Squire, was doubly
distinguished: first, by his iron constitution and impregnable
health; which were of such quality, and like the sword of Michael, the
warrior-angel ("Paradise Lost," B. vi.), had "from the armory of God
been given him tempered so," that no insurance office, trafficking in
life-annuities, would have ventured to look him in the face. People
thought him good, like a cat, for eight or nine generations; nor did any
man perceive at what avenue death could find, or disease could force, a
practicable breach; and yet, such anchorage have all human hopes, in the
very midst of these windy anticipations, this same granite grandpapa of
mine, not yet very far ahead of sixty, being in fact three-score years
and none, suddenly struck his flag, and found himself, in his privileged
character of _Armiger_, needing those door (coffin-door) plates, which
all reasonable people had supposed to be reserved for the manufacturing
hands of some remote century. "_Armiger_, pack up your traps"--"Collige
sarcinas"--"Squire, you're wanted:" these dreadful citations were
inevitable; come they must; but surely, as everybody thought, not in
the eighteenth, or, perhaps, even the nineteenth century. _Diis aliter
visum._ My grandfather, built for an _Æonian_ duration, did not come
within hail of myself; whilst his gentle partner, my grandmother, who
made no show of extra longevity, lived down into my period, and had the
benefit of my acquaintance through half a dozen years. If she turned
this piece of good fortune to no great practical account, that (you
know) was no fault of mine. Doubtless, I was ready with my advice,
freely and gratuitously, if she had condescended to ask for it.
Returning to my grandfather: the other distinguishing endowment, by
which he was so favorably known and remembered amongst his friends,
was the magical versatility of his talents, and his power of
self-accommodation to all humors, tempers, and ages.
"Omnis Aristippum decuit color, et status, et res."
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