Memories of My Life: Being My Personal, Professional, and Social Recollections as Woman and ArtistBernhardt, Sarah
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Memories of My Life: Being My Personal, Professional, and Social Recollections as Woman and Artist
Bernhardt, Sarah
Actors -- Biography; Bernhardt, Sarah, 1844-1923; Women -- Biography
Cross had not any, though, so I bought a chetah. It was quite young and
very droll; it looked like a gargoyle on some castle of the Middle Ages.
I also bought a dog wolf, all white with a thick coat, fiery eyes, and
spearlike teeth. He was terrifying to look at. Mr. Cross made me a
present of six chameleons which belonged to a small race and looked like
lizards. He also gave me an admirable chameleon, a prehistoric, fabulous
sort of animal. It was a veritable Chinese curiosity and changed color
from pale green to dark bronze, at one minute slender and long like a
lily leaf, and then all at once puffed out and thick-set like a toad.
Its lorgnette eyes, like those of a lobster, were quite independent of
each other. With its right eye it would look ahead, and with its left
eye it looked backward. I was delighted and quite enthusiastic over this
present. I named my chameleon “Cross-ci Cross-ça,” in honor of Mr.
Cross.
We returned to London with the chetah in a cage, the dog wolf in a
leash, my six little chameleons in a box, and “Cross-ci Cross-ça” on my
shoulder, fastened to a gold chain we had bought at a jeweler’s. I had
not found any lions but I was delighted all the same. My domestics were
not as pleased as I was. There were already three dogs in the house:
Minniccio who had accompanied me from Paris, Bull and Fly, bought in
London. Then there was my parrot, Bizibouzon, and my monkey, Darwin.
Mme. Guérard screamed when she saw these new guests arrive. My butler
hesitated to approach the dog wolf, and it was all in vain that I
assured them that my chetah was not dangerous. No one would open the
cage, and it was carried out into the garden. I asked for a hammer in
order to open the door of the cage that had been nailed down, thus
keeping the poor chetah a prisoner. When my domestics heard me ask for
the hammer, they decided to open it themselves. Mme. Guérard and the
women servants watched from the windows. Presently the door burst open,
and the chetah, beside himself with joy, sprang like a tiger out of his
cage, wild with liberty. He rushed at the trees, made straight for the
dogs, who all four began to howl with terror. The parrot was excited,
and uttered shrill cries and the monkey, shaking his cage about, gnashed
his teeth to distraction. This concert in the silent square made the
most prodigious effect. All the windows were opened and more than twenty
faces appeared above my garden wall, all of them inquisitive, alarmed,
or furious. I was seized with a fit of uncontrollable laughter, and my
friend Louise Abbéma; Nittis, the painter, who had come to call on me,
was in the same state, and Gustave Doré, who had been waiting for me
ever since two o’clock. Georges Deschamp, an amateur musician, with a
great deal of talent, tried to note down this Hoffmanesque harmony,
while my friend, Georges Clairin, his back shaking with laughter,
sketched the never-to-be-forgotten scene.
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