Memories of the future : $b Being memoirs of the years 1915‒1972, written in the year of grace 1988Knox, Ronald Arbuthnott
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Memories of the future : $b Being memoirs of the years 1915‒1972, written in the year of grace 1988
Knox, Ronald Arbuthnott
English fiction -- 20th century; Satire, English; Twentieth century -- Forecasts
(You must still let me call you mine, even though this Yankee ogre
is going to run away with you)—How to congratulate you on the
splendid news which has just been broadcasted here? I assure you,
nobody talks of anything else. Bertha was in here yesterday, and she
positively raved about you. We are all so glad that you are bringing
your tame bear back to England with you, and look forward with
tremendous excitement to the day when you will exhibit him. I do
most earnestly hope that you will be happy: I’m sure you deserve to
be; one gives up so much, does one not, in tying oneself up to a
stranger for years and years like that. I believe marriage will be
good for you, because from having no brothers or sisters you’ve had
a very easy life up to now, and it must be difficult for you to
sympathize with all the unhappiness there is in the world. Now
you’ve taken your coat off and come into the ring with the rest of
us: more strength to your arm! You’ll find men are more intolerable
the more you get to know them; hopelessly selfish, and quite without
manners. The only thing to do with them, my dear, is to disregard
them. “Think only of thyself,” I was reading the other day in a
perfectly fascinating Arabian philosopher: “think only of thyself,
and nothing that happens to others will be able to violate thy peace
of mind”—I thought that so wonderful, especially as the philosopher
(I’ve forgotten his name) was unmarried, you know. The great thing
is, I’m sure, to get all the enjoyment you can out of your romance
while it lasts. Simply forget that the future must bring
disillusionment, and plunge yourself in your happiness. And whenever
trouble does come, be sure you come straight to me and let me hear
all about it: I’ve not lived forty years for nothing! Once again, my
sweet Opal, all my best wishes to you. I will tell you my own news
when you get home.
Your unhappy friend,
CYNTHIA
The very first thing I had done after getting over the first shock of
happiness about my engagement was to wireless the news to Juliet Savage
and ask her to be my best woman. Her answer was full of her usual good
spirits and infectious optimism:
GINGER, YOU ANGEL,—
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