Memories of the future : $b Being memoirs of the years 1915‒1972, written in the year of grace 1988Knox, Ronald Arbuthnott
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Memories of the future : $b Being memoirs of the years 1915‒1972, written in the year of grace 1988
Knox, Ronald Arbuthnott
English fiction -- 20th century; Satire, English; Twentieth century -- Forecasts
When we have gone so far, we may surely go further. Marriage,
besides being a Sacrament, is a contract. A contract holds good so
long, and only so long, as the essential facts of the situation, in
consideration of which the contracting parties bound themselves,
remain unaltered. Thus, if I am under contract to water a particular
plant, my obligation ceases if the plant dies; or (to put the case
more strongly) if a friend of mine hands me an egg, and I promise to
put it under a hen and give it, when hatched, the freedom of my
fowl-run, my contract automatically ceases if the egg proves to be
that of a crocodile. Now, the marriage contract is made between two
persons each of whom is to the other, and therefore philosophically
speaking _is_, the most beautiful creature in the world. They are
married, a shadow grows up between them, there are scenes,
difficulties—suddenly they wake up to find that they are no longer
in love with one another. He sees her as a vulgar harridan; she sees
him as a churlish egotist. What has happened? Why, _the facts have
changed_, the essential facts which formed the basis of the
contract. He is no longer the same man, she is no longer the same
woman. By all means, for practical purposes, keep up the formality
of divorce. But a divorce is only a recognition of something that
has already taken place. The contract has automatically expired.
Therefore, dear Miss Winterhead, if it should happen (as I hope it
will not happen for many, many years to come) that you should find
yourself looking at Lord Porstock with other eyes than those you
have for him at present, no one will be more ready than myself to
admit that you are no longer married to him. I hope that my meaning
is clear.
Let us take courage, then, and learn to find in the disturbing
movements of our time a deeper and ever deeper significance. I send
this with the most earnest prayer that your union will be abundantly
blessed.
Yours in a very real sense,
AMPHIBOLUS DIVES
Juliet Savage did not like this letter. She said Canon Dives would argue
the hind leg off a donkey. She also said she supposed, according to him,
the question of whether a wife was true to her husband would have to be
relative to her velocity. I confess I felt even at the time that there
was a hitch about it somewhere. I will only quote one other letter,
which came to me from Miss Linthorpe’s old butler: she had made
comfortable provision for him, and he now lived not far from us in
Hertfordshire:
DEAR MISS OPAL,—
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