Prince Kung’s right-hand man was Wên Hsiang, a Tartar statesman of great
ability, whom it was a pleasure to meet. Like his chief, he was always
conciliatory and prepossessing; had he had the Prince’s strength and
moral courage he might have achieved great things—but there he broke
down. The two other ministers whom we met the oftenest were Tung and
Hêng Chi—the former a portly, good-humoured gentleman with a great
reputation as a man of letters, who had turned into Chinese verse a
prose translation by Wade of Longfellow’s Psalm of Life; the latter an
old beau, his tail dyed and eked out with false hair as sedulously as
the head-dress of an aged Court dame in Europe. He was very carefully
attired, generally in a robe of pearl-grey silk turned up with blue. Sir
Plume himself was not more justly vain of his amber snuffbox than Hêng
Chi was of his tiny snuff bottle with its emerald green jade stopper,
and the priceless bead of the same from which his peacock feather hung;
his red button was of “baby-face” coral, and as for the pipe, chopsticks
all studded with seed pearls, and other small treasures which were
hidden in the recesses of his velvet boot and the delicate sugar-plums
and restorative drugs which he produced from the same receptacle, they
baffled description. A dear little old man withal, merry and well
preserved, whom we all treated with great respect in gratitude for his
kindness to Parkes and Loch when in their hideous captivity they stood
sorely in need of a friend. Was he so very fond of the barbarian? Listen!
M. de Mas was Spanish Minister at Peking. He had negotiated a Treaty
which for many months, even two or three years, could not be ratified
on account of the many changes of ministry at Madrid. At last the
ratification came, and M. de Mas, before going home, went to pay a
farewell visit to His Excellency Hêng Chi. Now the said Excellency, being
past seventy years of age, had a little boy, some four or five years
old, of whom he was inordinately proud—he was the apple of his eye. The
polite Spaniard, knowing this, asked to see the wonderful product. Highly
flattered, Hêng Chi sent for the child, who arrived with his thumb in his
mouth, after the manner of all children, Asiatic as well as European.
“Make your bow to His Excellency!” said the proud father. Not a sign.
The order was repeated, not once but twice. At last the little creature,
taking its thumb out of its mouth, solemnly uttered the street cry, “Kwei
tzŭ!” (“Devil!”) The intimate education of the harem was revealed, and
poor old Hêng Chi was smothered in confusion. There is a general idea
that all high mandarins are great scholars. That is not always the case.
Our old dandy friend, for instance, was as little of a grammarian as Mrs.
Squeers. Nevertheless he had all the Chinese gentleman’s reverence for
letters, and kept a learned secretary to read to him and keep him up to
the mark.
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