If it be true that the mountains in labour produce a ridiculous mouse,
it is equally true that out of the smallest of molehills there are
sometimes born colossal elephants. Some time in 1848 there appeared one
day as a new boy a tall, handsome slip of a lad, very good-natured,
very raw, fresh caught from Australia, as green as young wheat—George
Salting. He was a good deal chaffed, never teased or bullied, he was
too good for that. The spirit of the collector was born in him, and the
foundation of the treasures which he amassed was laid in the purchase
of half a walnut-shell. It happened in this wise. We lower boys used to
delight at the proper season of the year in fighting one shell against
another. The conquering shell had the right to lay to its account not
only the beaten enemy but also all the other shells which that particular
enemy had defeated. One day there appeared at “the wall” in Long Walk a
famous “cad” of those days, who produced a half-shell which had gained a
thousand victories. Salting, always plentifully provided with money, gave
five shillings for it.
Alas! the champion was shortly afterwards dethroned by a vulgar novice
which had come into its owner’s possession in the ordinary course of
eating. Goliath was not a greater disappointment to the Philistine army.
But, never mind! out of that wonderful walnut-shell came in due course
all the gems with which the National Gallery and the Victoria and Albert
Museum have been enriched. Stand before Holbein’s miniature of Anne of
Cleves, Henry the Eighth’s “great Flanders mare,” and think of that.
From the walnut-shell, to borrow the famous word of Maréchal Macmahon,
he continued,[23] and if in his early days as a collector he was often a
prey to unscrupulous dealers, he ended by gaining experience and became a
good judge. Many were the practical jokes of which, as a boy, he was the
good-humoured victim.
One fine September evening—it must have been in 1850 or 1851; we had just
come back from the summer holidays—a knot of younger boys were gathered
together at the end of Keate’s Lane, and there was a grand recital of
all the great events that had happened in the halcyon days. One boy had
killed a salmon, another had been out cub-hunting, a third had been out
partridge-shooting with his father on the 1st. Salting announced that he
too had been out shooting on the 1st. He was asked what he had shot.
“I shot a yellowhammer,” was the answer.
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