“What!” cried a small mosquito, “you don’t mean to say that! Don’t you
know what you have done?” (Salting turned a little pale.) “Don’t you know
that after the battle of Waterloo King George the Third gave the Duke of
Wellington the exclusive privilege of shooting yellowhammers on the first
of September? You had better write an apology at once, or there’s no
saying what may happen.” All the boys put on very serious faces, and poor
Salting was fairly terrified. A letter was drafted in which Mr. Salting
presented his compliments to Field-Marshal the Duke of Wellington, K.G.,
and in stilted terms implored forgiveness for an offence unwittingly
given. Two or three days later the answer came in which Field-Marshal
the Duke of Wellington presented _his_ compliments to Mr. Salting, with
the assurance that in the circumstances, etc., etc. The offence was
solemnly forgiven. Two Sundays later I was invited by old Sir Charles
Mills, grandfather of the present Lord Hillingdon, to dine and sleep at
Hillingdon. Mr. Algernon Greville, the Duke’s private secretary, was
there. I asked him whether the Duke of Wellington had really received
and answered the letter. Mr. Greville said that the Duke had not only
received the letter, but, suspecting the joke, and greatly amused by it,
insisted on answering it himself. Here would have been a beginning for a
collection of autographs! But Salting’s tutor got hold of the letter and
kept it!
To the end of his life I kept up a sort of fitful friendship with that
amiable man. Slim, tall, and handsome in appearance, he altered very
little. The last time that I saw him was not very long before his death.
I met him in King Street, just outside Christie and Manson’s, where some
sale was going on. We stopped and talked, and I could not help noticing
that, barring the long beard, it was still the old Salting of the
yellowhammer days.
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