In the Christmas and Easter vacations, the haunts of “the Fancy,” as
they were called (a name more fitting to beautiful ladies than to
prize-fighters), in the neighbourhood of St. Martin’s Lane, were very
attractive to a young undergraduate who felt himself big and proud
when he was greeted by and had shaken hands with such celebrities as I
have mentioned above. There, too, he would meet many of the well-known
patrons of the ring—Napier Sturt, Billy and Folly Duff and others. Billy
was a great character of whom many a queer story was told. Rat-killing,
badger-drawing and other kindred sports brought him into contact with
all the dog-dealers or dog-stealers, for I fancy that in London the two
trades were often interchanged in those days; perhaps they are still.
A lady whom he knew lost a pet dog and was miserable, so she wrote and
complained piteously to Billy Duff, who said he would try and get it back
for her. Off he went to the house of a famous dog-dealer, and was told
that he was not at home. Billy asked to see the wife—oh! yes, the wife
was at home, but she had had a baby a few days since and was in bed.
Billy said that did not signify; he would just go upstairs and see her
for a moment as he had something important to tell her. So up he went
and found Mrs. L—, who on hearing the case, swore by all her gods that
her husband knew nothing about it. Something in the good woman’s too
positive manner aroused Billy’s suspicion, so he took the baby out of its
cradle and told her that he was going to carry it off and (he stammered
badly), “as soon as his friend got her d-d-d-dog back he would return
the b-b-b-aby.” Downstairs he went with the baby, and in two hours the
bereaved lady was shedding tears of joy over her dog.
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