“If you fellers want to hear how I once killed a bloomin’ buffler,
blarm me to most etarnal smash if I don’t tell yer.” (oath). “I’d been
a-follerin’ a herd all the ruddy day without gettin’ near enough for a
shot, when all on a sudden a big bull drops astarn and looks me in the
face. Wal! I fired and hit him, and darn me if I didn’t plug him seven
times out of my Spencer rifle without killin’ him.” (Many oaths.) “When
the big brute see as I hadn’t got a shot left, darned if he didn’t put
his ruddy head down and come bang at me.” (More oaths.) “Guess I felt
considerable mean, you bet! But there warn’t no time for thinkin’, and
as he comes a tearin’ up, ready to give me Hell, I steps on one side,
and ketchin’ hold of his mane, swings myself on to the back of him.”
(Oaths of attestation.) “Wal! there I was, darn me, a-ridin’ on the ruddy
buffler across the ruddy prairer. What did I do then? Why I pulled out my
old knife and kep’ a-stickin’ of him in his ruddy neck till he dropped
down as dead as General Washin’ton. And next day darned if me and the
Captain here didn’t skin him.”
Prairie Bill ended as he had begun, with a long volley of oaths. His
mates joined in, swearing in sympathetic chorus—all except Captain Vogel,
whom I never heard utter an oath.
The night became cruelly cold; if we sat to the leeward of the fire the
smoke and dung ashes were blown into our noses and eyes; if we faced it
our backs were frozen; our legs were cramped sitting tailor fashion, and
altogether we were so uncomfortable that we soon were glad to turn in.
We lay down dressed as we were on hides stretched over the hard, frozen
ground, with our rifle-cases for pillows. The camp dogs barked, and the
men grunted, muttered and snored. Sleep was fitful; we were all rather
crusty and dismally uncomfortable, for we were huddled together under
that imposture of a tent, packed as tight as a box of figs.
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